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Merlin: *tapping back while rolling his eyes*

Councillor: What are they doing?

Leon: Morse code. We needed some way to get through these meetings without one of them getting mad and yelling at the other.

Councillor: Isn’t that one just a servant?

Leon: *about to put his head through a table*

Arthur: *stops mid tap and glares* You take that back you fossilised fuck! Actually, stand up, you’re off the council. Merlin, sit down. Even your idiocy doesn’t come close to his.

Leon: You and Merlin still need to argue in morse code, even if he’s got a seat.

Merlin: Yes, Leon.

Okay, granted, it’s been a while since I’ve seen “all trans readers like one kind of fic, and no trans readers ever like another kind of fic, so it is Transphobia when you write the Wrong Kind.”

…but it hasn’t been that long since I’ve seen someone quietly wonder if they’re a Bad Trans Person for having preferences.

So it’s never a bad time to say: different people have different needs, and it’s okay to be fulfilled by different kinds of stories!

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

“They both have hard-ons right now.” -after Merlin and Arthur fight in s1e1

“For a land where magic is illegal, everyone fuckin does magic.” 

“What a pain in the ass!” -about kilgharrah

“He has no luck with women” -about Arthur 

“I like the old coot!” -about Gaius

“Oh they give each other eyes now!” -s1e4, on the first occasion of merthur eye sex 

*whispers* “I love you, Arthur” -mimicking Merlin mumbling under his breath while poisoned by the mortaeus flower 

“Where do they find all these pretty men?” -when Lancelot is introduced 

“Oh look, someone is having fever fits again.”

“Gwen could definitely do more damage with a sword than Merlin.” 

“YOU’RE TELLING ME NOBODY SAW THAT?” -one of the many times when merlin uses magic very loudly in a large crowd 

“Uther’s just not very bright, is he?”

“What a cutie patootie!” -about colin morgan (he roasts me all the time for obsessing over his cute little face) 

“Wow, a noogie! That’s hardcore.” -s2e9, arthur and merlin “that’s better” scene

“Well, he IS cute as a dickens.” -when Alice tells Gaius that she’s missed him, s3e9 (this one took me out)

Peter had been changing into his Spiderman spandex. He was just in the midst of putting in his other leg through the costume, freezing with is still lifted up awkwardly, when Deadpool barged open the door to his apartment.

A million thoughts of pure panic raced through the spider's head, he had never thought he'd get found as Spiderman practically naked in his living room.

He also hadn't thought about this very scenerio in which Deadpool said giddily-

Arthur : Can you?