M MONDAY FUNNY! Bad News on Valentines Day - - - - - After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads her husband into the bedroom. With a seductive voice, she asked, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?""No," said her husband. She gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty from her and smiled approvingly. Then she asked, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?""Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation."Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?""No way!" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited. "Go look in the garage” #mondayfunny