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May 26, 2013 - Cuff bracelet | Carole Tanenbaum. Oxidized brass. ca. 1970s

Imagine twice as big with some ruins added to the nature details.

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Teuta Matoshi Duriqi (shop)

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Sigyn’s dinner dress. No belt, all teal and gold cuffs instead of sleeves around the wrists.

sigeel

oldie x)

superdecibels

For @missmoodybear !

Thanks so much for the support as always :)))

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Tony: Pepper, take a seat and watch this

Tony: What do you think of curtains, Peter?

Peter: [visibly shaking with anger] I hate them. So fucking much. Here I am, trying to climb in the window like a normal guy and they just. They're just like fuck you, have fun getting tangled up and almost falling back out the window. In fact, I'll even partially come off my railing to threaten you with death more. By the way, we're made of fabric, but we act like a fucking brick wall. Want to get back in your room? Oooohhh noooo. Under no circumstances are you coming in here, buddy. Pushing through the curtains like I'm getting into one shitty ass version of Narnia. They're like headphones! How the fuck do I detangle them and myself-

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ilovetomotoes3000

Peters English teacher: The vividness that you were able to describe the protagonist fighting, and then treating his wounds. This must’ve taken a lot of research to write.

Peter: yeah, reasearch

Peter: Who decided to call it 'emotional baggage' and not 'griefcase'?

Clint: He's onto something.

Tony: *deep sigh*

forgetful-nerd

Peter Quill: STARK COME GET YOUR KIDS THEY DID SOMETHING AGAIN!

Tony: what they do?

Peter Quill: They were trying to teach the other guardians about earth holidays.

Tony: ok? What’s wrong with that?

Peter Quill: They did it wrong!I mean just watch- nebula, what is Christmas?

Nebula: Christmas is a holiday where human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And around midnight on Christmas Eve, Santa breaks into homes to bribe eternal loyalty out of the children through presents.

Peter Quill: Rocket, what’s thanksgiving?

Rocket: A day in November where the people of the USA go to war with a country called Turkey. They then eat all the captured Turkey people. Like savages

Peter Quill: Drax, what is a birthday Party?

Drax: a satanic ritual where a group of people gather around a flaming object and chant a reparative song in union until the fire is blown out and the object is stabbed.

Tony: ok so what’s the problem?

Peter Quill: wHaT dO YoU mEaN WhAt’s ThE pRoBlEm? ThEy MeSsEd tHe hOliDaY’s uP!

Tony Stark: That’s how I remember celebrating them.

Peter Quill: *softly* Jesus f*cking christ, what happened to this planet while I was gone?

catsxhorrorxneverythingnbetween

Morgan's an iron pepper 😂😂😂

raiisakitsune

Peter: i wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into.

Shuri: an abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn.

Peter: Jesus i didn’t say a whole different dimension.

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bitchy-marvel-dude

Waiter: How old are your sons?

Stephen: Oh they’re not my-

Waiter: Kids eat free.

Peter and Harley: …

Stephen: These are my sons, Harley and Peter. They’re both 8. Aren’t their dumb faces the cutest.

Harley: *under his breath* I will kill you.

Stephen: Hush child of mine, it’s cheaper.

evil-is-made

Peter: why does everybody hate mr. loki i think he’s cool

Tony: he tried to kill everyone

Peter: *stabs tony with a plastic spoon* i just tried to kill you, do you hate me now?

Tony: kid i-

Peter: DISCRIMINATION

Tony: KID HE TRIED TO KILL US MULTIPLE TIMES

Peter: *stabbing everyone repeatedly while he cries* he deserves to be loved mr. stark

Loki: *while being stabbed by peter* let him finish

forgetful-nerd

Peter: I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 is Roman numerals.

Peter: I M LIVID

Stephen: for god sakes, Peter go to your room I can’t take another pun.

Tony: aw, Stephen don’t Pun-ish him.

Stephen: .........you’re sleeping on the couch tonight

Bucky: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

Clint: I called Fury 'Dad' once.

Peter: I accidentally did that to Mr. Stark yesterday and he cried.

forgetful-nerd

Tony: Peter, you can’t just go after such dangerous criminals during patrol! You’re not ready yet.

Peter: *broken and bloody* oh gee-whiz you’re right Mr. Stark, I guess I should ask them politely “excuse me Mr. criminal I know your busy criminaling and all, but can you please wait a few years? because I’M nOt ReAdY yEt!”

Tony: sorry kid, I can’t understand you. In this house, we don’t speak disrespect!

Harley, screaming from the other room: B*TCH SINCE WHEN?!!?!?!?

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Tony: Can I have your head for a second?

Peter: [slowly placing his head in Tony's outstretched hand]

Tony: Funny story, I haven't slept in over two days and when I said head, I actually meant of your suit. The mask. So this is awkward

Peter: [snoring, asleep on his hand]

Tony: What the fuck

FRIDAY: Peter has not slept in over two days as well

Tony: [still holding out his hand awkwardly] I never would've guessed! What the fuck do I do

incorrect-assvengers

Aunt May: Why would you give a super-suit to a child?!

Tony: Peter felt unsafe.

Aunt May: Well now I feel unsafe!

Tony: Sorry.

Tony:

Tony: Would you like a suit?

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