triple dog dare you to hold my hand

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

deadbeat tumblr mutual

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

Reblog for everyone

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

lord reblogging on main bcz fuck adobe (PROUD csp user)

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.