Eat a Cheez-It and shut the fuck up

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

always rb

rb for the advice

don’t rely on taste, ppl could dissolve all kinds of drugs into ur drink so don’t accept drinks from anyone unless u see it made by the bartender in front of u and keep ur drink in your sight, if u have to leave it then gulp it down or throw it away

Pride season is coming up so please stay safe!!

SHIT

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.