ɪᴛ·ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sɪᴄᴋ.

                            trigger heavy. written by dave / / davie. flexible.

❛  You are not crazy, you’re not dreaming.  ❜ ❛  It’s time to be an everyday hero.  ❜ ❛  Are you cereal?  ❜ ❛  When a door closes, a window opens. Or something like that.  ❜ ❛  NAME is such a weirdo. But I kinda like that about him.  ❜ ❛  With great power comes great bullshit.  ❜ ❛  Welcome to the real world…  ❜ ❛  The last time I got the flu shot, I got the flu. Fuck you.  ❜ ❛  Just relax. Stop torturing yourself.  ❜ ❛  Fuck it!  ❜ ❛  Eat shit and die.  ❜ ❛  You are my number one priority now.  ❜ ❛  You’re all that matters to me.  ❜ ❛  Yes, it’s been that kind of day.  ❜ ❛  I just don’t think anybody is good enough for you…besides me.  ❜ ❛  Everybody lies. No exceptions.  ❜ ❛  Beautiful, I don’t give a shit.  ❜ ❛  The wi-fi out here sucks. Must take days to download porn.  ❜ ❛  I’m a good bad influence on you.  ❜ ❛  You don’t know who the fuck I am or who you’re messing around with!  ❜ ❛  Pussies can’t fucking fight.  ❜ ❛  Don’t EVER tell me what to do.  ❜ ❛  I’m sick of people trying to control me!  ❜ ❛  No way. You again?  ❜ ❛  Meow, bring out the claws! I love seeing chicks fight.  ❜ ❛  Why don’t you go fuck your-selfie?  ❜ ❛  John Lennon once said Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.  ❜

(via musingisms)