well, well-- what have we here?

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

wanting and needing and yearning and longing and desiring and pining and craving btw. if u even care

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

oh to be loved, to be adored, to be obsessed over, to be noticed, to be heard, to be touched, to be desired

shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back