LIFES A RIOT

it's funny how many stories there are which set up the hero of the story as someone whose job it is to "restore the balance between light and dark" but what we see from them mostly only looks like trying to vanquish any signs of darkness

you go to the website of a pest control company and they talk about how their job is to restore the balance between house and bug

Legendary hero takes up the sword to restore the balance but things have been pretty good lately so they mostly have to raze a few villages and slash funding for social services

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know