Le transbian cinephile

I really dislike people who don't know the difference between etymology and entomology, idk... they just bug me in a way words can't describe :\

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

Iconic post

This is legendary

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect

official dragon post

Pulled away mid-makeout and jokingly said "but what if mom finds out" and she started kissing me twice as hard and moaning a lot. What does this mean chat?

Attention: I have turned reblogs on for the next few hours. This is your last chance to reblog this iconic pamantha post before it gets deleted!

One hour left!!! You have one hour before I delete this post cuz I'm tired of getting notes all day

This is gaining notes faster than I thought so either we all know the same annoying guy or this is just what y'all think romance is

It's been several years and I have a fiancee now and I'm begging y'all to stop circulating this post because she's on here and I CANNOT have her seeing this and finding my Tumblr account please she's so butch and cooler than me stop outing me as a dweeb 😭🙏

OP, if she's agreed to marry you already, seeing this post is just gonna get you laid

and even if not, she is also at the devil's sacrament, so

not to make everything about world systems but i think being against piracy is such a first worlder position. growing up one of my family's most treasured possessions was our huge dvd binder with hundreds of pirated movies in it and ive never met anyone from the third world who doesn't have a similar experience

🇧🇷 Brazil! 🇧🇷

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️