hi

i want to annoy the shit out of u (lovingly)

i love reblogging a post and adding in the tags like 'literally' or 'real' or 'so true' or 'yeah' by god i am adding nothing substantial to the conversation but also im writing the most important commentary to ever grace the earth

please know that when i type a lone "?" i am tilting my head slightly to the right and am staring at you blankly in confusion and curiosity

i think it’s important to be able to take a step back and recognize that you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcvkxxxxjnfrg782]]]]2AQ

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

they should rename him andrew girlfriend

happy Valentine's day to lonely people ONLY!!

Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.

Greetings, friends. If you are fat, you also look good. Okay, good bye.

Thin people, you are welcome to reblog this to let your fat friends know they are phenomenal

and this includes yall that don’t have big boobs/butts/hips! absolutely lovely, the whole lot of ya!