Alice Isnโt Dead is a new serial fiction podcast from the team behind Welcome to Night Vale.
A truck driver searches across America for the wife she had long assumed was dead. In the course of her search, she will encounter not-quite-human serial murderers, towns literally lost in time, and a conspiracy that goes way beyond one missing woman.
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โSorry, ____. You know I canโt resist a bad joke.โ
โYou used to like that. Maybe you still do.โ
โWhat was that? What the hell was that?โย
โ_____, Iโm scared.โ
โYou know that I get scared. It doesnโt stop me from doing what I need to get done, but Iโm scared pretty much all the time, just of living, of life, of going on with the day to day.โ
โIโm all alone out here.โ
โItโs gross, but also kind of interesting.โ
โOh, god, am I being condescending? I am, arenโt I? Shit.โ
โIโll just tell like it happened. Thatโs what Iโll do.โ
โI donโt know what it meansโฆwhat it means for me, what it means for you. IโllโฆJesus!โ
โHe sounded like he was having fun.โ
โWhere do you think youโre going?โ
โI mean, where would you even go that I couldnโt follow?โ
โPeople? People wonโt help you. Thereโs not a person in this world who would help you.โ
โI could take a big bite of you right now and it would be over. I could devour you.โ
โHe knew about you. I donโt know what else he knew.โ
โI gave up then. I shouldnโt have, but I was out of energy.โ
โIโve been searching for you for so long!โ
โIf he has to come talk to you, then youโve been asking the wrong questions.โ
โMy advice is stop asking the wrong questions.โ
โHome isnโt a place, home was a person.โ
โOh, man. Listen to me. I sound crazy. Or the world does. The world sounds crazy.โ
โIโm not going to stop. I canโt go home, _____. I can only go. I can only go on. And on, and on, and on, until not.โ
โThey let me off with a warning, I guess.โ
โI guess itโs a warning Iโm going to ignore.โ