Vin Helsing

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

Tomorrow is March 28th

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

Fuck… I could really use more chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and mango lassi…