˚₊ Vinellaluv ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Blue state, beautiful parks and nature, lesbian bad bitches with a bodacious ass, legal weed,and it’s on the coast.

I want a throuple immediately

Future goals:

Move to Oregon

Rent a house right next to the dispensary

Get a 10/10 black woman with an Afro, I’m talking 70s completely out there wouldn’t even mind some bush. FATTEST ass this side of the continental us and tiny fashion boobs (which obviously look stunning)

Go out to the bar with my girlfriend hook in another one DJ Khaled style

Blue collar, 6 foot two white man with a good hair and a goatee ,a good goatee mind you,(absolute munch and loves it) 6 inches and thick, hyperspermia dare I say?

Both at the same time

HIIII this is my first post but I saw a video of konig with the “I don’t know what your feeding him but he is too damn big” and needed to write this. I HOPE YOU LIKE “mhwa”

You were about to throw up. God how many shots did you take? You somehow managed to stumble into the elevator of your building and pushed in your floor. “God I hate pink Whitney” you mutter to yourself cringing back vomit so you don’t make an ass out of yourself. You just moved into this apartment after moving out of your old apartment for a fresh start. You were layed off and were struggling to keep the lights on when you reached out to your uncle who found you a job in another city. It was a pretty shitty job where you have to do the bitch work until they deem you “seasoned”. But it kept the heat on and that’s what matters. You really needed a break from packing, moving, and unpacking your entire life so you decided to drag yourself to the nearest (and cheapest) bar. You come back to yourself when you nearly jump out of your skin gawking at the man in the elevator with you. This dude had to have been the biggest specimen you had ever seen. You hear a throat clear but you’re to intoxicated to register that it’s him until he turns to look at you. You regain consciousness and shuffle facing forward and fixing your face. “Sorry it’s just” damn bro what the fuck did your parents feed you, you think to yourself.