LAUREN

look at all happy omg

the deepest post on this site

sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes

True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

me as a parent

why am i awake

because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful

thanks santasballsacks

okay now ive seen it all. im deleting

I honestly hope I get hit by a bus today

at first i thought this was a crab pooping out another crab but then i realised it was just shedding omfg

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

a little blown away 

Now talk shit about her. Fuck outta here….

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and paint a lil something-something. easy.

Petition to make finals illegal

denied. also you have 24 hours to pick a more family-friendly url