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okay this has been on my mind for months but i need to finally say it. has anyone else noticed just how RIDICULOUSLY inconsistent toad’s design is. what is up with that. like i’m somewhat positive he changes in appearance the most out of the majority of x-men characters. literally just in trials of magneto, in the first issue his skin is very clearly green, and then in the fifth issue it’s just normal human colored skin (also the hair might be a little different but it’s hard to tell since it’s wet in the fifth issue)?? why the hell can’t anyone agree on one design for this guy

okay i know it’s like a sin and all to criticize the classics but like. in my humble opinion. there is NO REASON for frankenstein to be as long as it is. it literally repeats the same depression monologue with just slightly different phrasing at least once every chapter, occasionally even twice within the same chapter. i am confident that if you cut out all the repeating stuff it would only be around a hundred pages.

i don’t really get to play dnd much but i know it to be an inherently chaotic game. i know this because in the one campaign i DID get to play, i stole and old man’s walking stick and my party tamed a shark intended to kill us and named it shannon within one session

such a shame. he truly did simp too close to the sun.

tmnt 2012, the only show where you’ll see a mutant fish with robot legs riding a motor cycle

so it’s currently 1:25 am and i was inches away from sleep when i started thinking about zootopia. for some reason. and it occurred to me you know how in zootopia judy threatens the elephant ice cream parlor because they don’t glove their trunks?? how the HELL is that supposed to work??? how would they BREATHE if they gloved their trunks???? like i get it snot in your ice cream would be nasty but ALSO we know from real world biology that elephants can suck water into their trunks so LOGICALLY elephants in zootopia should be able to wash the inside of their trunks. so gloving their trunks would be both slightly unnecessary AND a health hazard judy what the fuck is wrong with you

i love that era of xmen where you’ll open an issue with scott in alaska, dancing with madelyne pryor, being happy for the first time in his life, and then you cut to the x-men in the morlock tunnels fighting for their fucking lives

i have so much art i want to do but my drawing tablet is broken and i don’t get a replacement until tomorrow someone help

i’m watching the origins episode of tawog and i have so many questions. what the hell is going on with darwin. did this dude kidnap a sentient fish child to sell. why is there one sentient fish as opposed to the others. for that matter that question applies to all the characters. what is happening.

having multiple interests is so fuckin weird. like my current hyperfixations are the x-men, ever after high, and the amazing world of gumball. why these three. what do these have in common

you guys know how jean was a jock in xmen evolution? yeah that but with tennis. tennis specifically. i’m not sure why i just really think jean grey should be a tennis champion