Lay your pants on me

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

the bouncer is what they call bunnies now i think

bars & clubs are guarded by bunnies

Funniest tags (and I mean this with no animosity) you can get on OC art is “I don’t go here”. Like *takes long drag out of cigarette and stares into the middle distance in deep contemplation* does anyone…..