yikes!

bro stop being so verbose the hoes keep having to look up dictionary definitions every time they talk to you

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

Who up & searching for a sense of belonging

*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

I’m sooooooooooo drunk @Hozier

Hoooozieeerrrrrrrrr 😭😭😭😭😭