cruel for an angel sweet for a devil

"are you a boy or a girl" dude I'm the son of rage and love

there used to be things to watch on youtube

Mean posessive femmes. Yes. You agree.

nooo please don’t pull me closer by the belt loops of my pants👀👀👀👀👀 that would be so annoying👀👀👀 if it happened to me👀👀👀

if you’re a “lgb not qt” kinda person I’m going to need you to take a bigggg step back. this is not the place for you.

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

you have to assume that everything i say on here is a joke unless it isnt and if youre not sure you can always ask. and i'll probably lie

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

I love the kind of tired that comes from a lot of fresh air and a little too much sun

women look hot doing anything, waiting in line, reading, beating men up, hiking