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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
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Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
Scheduling…
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normal vs not normal: pain edition
normal: your knees/hips starting to twinge after climbing a big set of stairs
not normal: climbing stairs is hard for you, and you start to feel pain after a couple steps
normal: you wake up feeling pain after doing a lot of exercise the day before
not normal: you wake up feeling pain regardless of your activities the day before
normal: you are usually a zero on the pain scale
not normal: you cannot imagine what a pain scale zero would feel like
normal: when you experience pain, there is a direct reason for it, and it is able to be fixed with over-the-counter drugs (such as paracetamol)
not normal: you can’t figure out why you’re in pain, and taking over-the-counter painkillers doesn’t always work to fix it
normal: you do not spend most of your time in pain
not normal: you’ve spent most of your time in pain for over three months
if you experience pain regularly and for seemingly no reason, go to the doctor! you are not supposed to be in pain, and you deserve to find out what’s going on with your body!
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You think you know a guy. Then suddenly he’s too good to eat your cooking. Yeesh.
Human screenshot redraw :))
In which the brothers try to save Raph, who’s been captured by some shady organization. Unfortunately, by the time they find him, he’s in savage mode.
This caused mishaps.
I might expand more on this when I have time, like how Raph got captured and what they did to him
*Leo watching a telenovela at 3am*
TV: Ay, why won't you love me Alejandro?!
Leo, slouching and eating cereal: Thats a mood Gabriella
@rottmnt-totally-correct-quotes, @dragon-keeper
He just wants to spend time with his twin.
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Now that i am deep in the trenches of turtle brainrot, did i ever tell tumblr about the time that i saw a four foot tall Michelangelo in the back of a pickup truck so I chased it on foot before the reached the dump
And now i have a four foot tall michelangelo who lives in my basement at the bar
He is working hard :)
RotTMNT Headcanons
Biology Headcanons
They still have their original turtle eyes! We just cant see them because the art style lol
They're (canonically?) warm blooded
Reptiles take a lot longer to heal than mammals, which is a trait that carried over after the mutation. When they were little they would get a lot of infections (its hard wrangling 4 children under ten, Splinter had a hard time keeping every single cut clean). They own a lot of bandages (specifically fun cartoon band aids) because they have to wear them for much longer periods.
They! Make! Turtle! Sounds! And they picked up some rat sounds from Splinter! Splinter knows what all the turtle sounds mean, but never makes any himself. The first time April heard the turtle sounds she demanded they teach her. She cant make them exactly so she'll make a similar enough sound and they'll joke that she's just got a thick accent
Like most reptiles they will continue to grow throughout their lives! Thats why future!Leo was so big
They've eaten plenty of questionable things growing up. And still will if bribed with enough money. One of the reasons they love Run of the Mill so much is they serve Yokai food aka food with some gross stuff (ex. that pizza with eyes the twins ate when they took April)
Splinter has no idea how old they actually are. Neither does Draxum he didnt exactly care what day his subjects were hatched he just needed them to be juveniles. They were mutated 13 years ago so in reality they are all (mentally?) 13. Splinter needed to put someone in charge while he was gone and the reasoning was because "he's the oldest" because how do you argue with that? And then eventually the kids asked who the second oldest was and Splinter panicked and just went in height order. He randomly picked birthdays and accidentally made Leo 20 days older than Donnie
Splinter's DNA is the reason they're such good ninjas. Somehow. I dont see how thats genetic but yep thats the reason. They pick up moves really fast, so growing up on Lou Jitsu movies and having easy access to youtube allowed them to learn moves visually. Splinter also gave them all a crash course on fighting before he ever let them start going off on their own
Growing up
Splinter named them after colors! Growing up he had to color code everything to avoid "but its mine" disputes. It took him a while to figure that out so they actually didnt have names for that time.
April was the one who started the twin debate. At the time (she was idk 10?) she didnt understand how two siblings born in the same year could not be twins.
Raph and his duty of older brother is essential for the family, but the most substantial role is held by Donnie. Splinter is the father but Donnie is the true provider. Before Donnie got old enough to play around with fixing things the family lived a very different life. Donnie is the reason they have a tv, working kitchen appliances, clean water despite living in a sewer, electric lighting and heating. He's the only one who regularly brings money in and organizes things like online shipping or grocery delivery (thank you internet!). Donnie looks at something and sees something entirely out of the box, and then makes it a reality. Leo found the area that became the lair, but Donnie is the one who made those concrete tubes a functional home. And he did it all just to see if he could. Splinter didnt think he could do it, but it kept the boys entertained all day so he let them have at it. Splinter feels guilty so much has fallen on Donnie's shoulders over the years, but he is so grateful that Donnie turned out to be so smart
General
All the brothers are really smart, just in different capacities. Donnie prefers engineering and computer science but also picks up other science subjects fast. Leo's is harder to see, it manifests more in quick thinking, puzzles, and people skills. He's also really good at math. Mikey is good at seeing patterns, in both objects and relationships. Raph is in emotional intelligence, particularly internally.
When Cassandra said "my friends call me 'Casey'" she meant that only to Splinter, and the rest still had to earn the right to call her "Casey"
Raph and Casey (Sr) somehow become best friends. No one expected it.
Donnie has scars on his shell, but most of them are from minor everyday things and not true fights. Raph has the most scars due to his tendency to use himself as a shield to protect his brothers
Leo, Donnie, and Mikey all feel like they didnt earn their spot on the team. Leo because he feels he doesnt offer much (canon), Donnie because if he cant make tech he thinks hes useless (canon), and Mikey because he's the youngest and his brothers are therefore forced to include him (headcanon)
At one point Mikey tricked Splinter and Big Mama into going on a date
Draxum and Donnie got stuck in a situation that forced them to bond. They both pretend nothing has changed but it has
Not only does Leo come to Sr Hueso to complain about his life like Hueso's a bartender (canon), but so do all the brothers. Sr Hueso keeps reminding them he's not a therapist
Their s2 finale outfits (gif up top) become everyone's mission outfits
Medic Leo Medic Leo Medic Leo
All the boys love the joey pouch (its basically a incubator and theyre reptiles). April finds it disgusting (its a very hot and tight space made of flaps of skin and you cant move without lots of effort)
At one point the boys all try to get jobs. Raph tries the Hidden City but gets run out by the police again. Mikey somehow talks Sr Hueso into giving him a job. Donnie attempts to work for Big Mama but in disguise. Leo somehow ends up helping Draxum out in the high school kitchen. None of them last the week. Raph doesnt make a day, Mikey gets into a argument with a chef on day four and quits "on principle", Donnie got discovered on day 2 but out of nostalgia's sake (being her exbf's son) Big Mama let him stay on but it got uncomfortable fast so he bailed also on day 4, Leo finds out he's outlasted all his brothers and goes in on day 5 solely to steal some ice cream bars and then told Draxum he quits when he was already on his way out
Theres a running joke that Piebald is always there but the boys keep forgetting about her. They dont know if her and dad are messing with them again or she actually was there and they just dont notice ("i mean... she can turn invisible. She could have been there")
Post-Movie
Casey Jr lives with them! April and Casey Sr are at college and living in dorms. Plus, he's not quite ready for full emersion into a society thats never had the apocalypse
Growing up Leo had become a father figure to Casey Jr, a person who could do no wrong. After the movie that illusion is clearly shattered, but he still looks up to Leo and the others. Leo has now taken a role closer to Big Brother (someone who can be flawed) than Parental Figure. Leo on the other hand has fully embraced being a role model for Casey Jr and has basically become Raph whenever Casey Jr is around
Casey Sr takes her job as Casey Jr's mom very seriously. She's not the same as future!Casey Sr, obviously, but Casey Jr enjoys spending time with her anyways. If anyone asks they say they're cousins and as a inside joke Casey Jr calls her "mom"
Casey Sr drilled proper etiquette into her son. The boys are working hard to break that ("Master Michelangelo-" "woah buddy, you can just call me 'Mikey'. 'Master Michelangelo' is way too long and too many syllables")
Raph's got scars from being krangified (from when it ripped into his body and from when he ripped it out of his body). He's got some vision problems in his right eye now
Donnie's also got scars from being forcefully ripped out of the control console
Casey Jr is a avid pupil of Nap When You Can and falls asleep everywhere. Showing him a movie? Asleep. Dinner's gonna take another 15 minutes? He's already drooling on the couch. Leo's taking to long to get his gear on? Catnap on the kitchen table. As the new baby of the family everyone carries him to bed instead of waking him up
Mikey begins spending more time over at Draxum's now, learning about mystic powers
Leo being forced to leave Raph behind really left its mark on him. Watching Leo sacrifice himself really left its mark on everyone else. Its not surprising to wake up in middle of the night because someone came in to check on you after a nightmare
I HAVE MADE THE DECISION ON RAPH'S EYE: either he lost the eye completely or it was too damaged to save. He wore a eye patch for a bit but it made him look even scarier which bummed him out :(. Leo, Donnie, and Mikey start secretly doing mascot dance offs again and other things to make some money so they can buy him a fake eye. April starts a go fund me page ("My Buff 6ft Tank Of A Brother Lost His Eye. The Eyepatch Scares Little Kids Which Makes Him Sad So We're Raising Money To Get Him A Glass Eye"). They give him the eye in a gift box and that immediately made him suspicious. Raph was super touched and teared up. His eyes dont match but he loves it anyways. Much later Raph heard of a place in Hidden City from one of Big Mama's employees that does custom fake eyes (yokai are not one size fit all) and now he's saving up to get a eye that actually matches his real one
brb gotta go do research on prosthetic eyes because i have absolutely no knowledge on them and i like my headcanons to at least have some accuracy
I KEEP FORGETTING SOME
Big Mama becomes a mother figure to the boys. Whether she inserts herself into that role or Mikey goes "if she's dad's ex-girlfriend, does that make her like a reverse step-mom?" and he begins his mission of acquiring Parent Number 3 you cant have a character called Big Mama and make her the dad's ex and then not utilize her as some type of a mother figure
When Casey Jr was born the boys would make baby turtle noises at him (along with normal baby talk) which resulted in Casey Jr knowing and being able to make turtle sounds. He's still got a "accent" like April because the limitations of human vocal cords, but because he learned them when he was so young he can make more accurate sounds then April
Due to the shells its harder to carry people around. Raph's is (now) so big you can just grab a spike as a handhold. His shell is so spikey that you cant sit on his shoulders the way people do at concerts, but his shoulders are so wide you can sit on a shoulder. You can go piggy back on Leo and Mikey but its difficult to keep up for a long time, so they usually do a reverse piggy back where you hold them on your hip or front like a toddler. Donnie's over the shoulder carries are the most comfortable out of all them
The boys absolutely have a dress up box. Where else did the twins get the old lady costumes and makeup on short notice? The mascot and dino costumes?
April and Splinter's body temps are significantly higher than the turtles. The boys tend to gravitate towards them because they can feel the heat coming off them. Fights are held over who gets to sit next to them and cuddle during movie nights and such. In the winter they will fight to take the warm spot on the chair or the blanket thats been warmed by mammal body heat even if said mammal is only going to the kitchen and will be back in 2 minutes. Being warmblooded (see above) the boys do produce their own heat but their body temps are still lower than most mammals. Leo does the cold feet thing to April all the time
The boys absolutely warm their blankets and jackets up in the dryer in the winter
April has plenty of the boys' clothes. She likes to snag their sweatshirts when they outgrow them. All their clothes are like XXXL to fit over their shells so even though April is taller than Mikey she's still swimming in his clothes
dont mind me just playing around with possible crossover scenes
12!Casey, looking at Casey Jr's hockey-chainsaw-stick: woah, thats so cool. Where'd you get it?
Casey Jr.: it was my mom's
12!Casey, internally: its purple and it looks like something Donnie would make... wait Donnie's only close enough to one girl to make a personalized weapon like this... but the kid's last name is "Jones" not "O'Neil"
12!Casey, internally: holy shit me and April get married
---LATER---
12!April: why are you being nicer to me than usual?
12!Casey: what? A guy can't open a door for a pretty girl anymore?
---EVEN LATER---
Casey Jr.: and this is my mom! Casey Jones!
18!Casey: only my friends call me "Casey". I don't know you, so its "Cassandra Jones" to you
12!Casey, internally: ...so i was wrong
Every time i play around with a 2012 x 2018 crossover set in 2018 verse i get secondhand self conscious and dial back the affection between 2018's extended cast. But you know what? No. Let 2012 and every other verse get uncomfortable with being in a environment filled with so much undisputed love
2018 boys cuddle on the couch. One of the boys will plop their head in 18!April's lap. Casey Jr. will slide up under 18!Leo's arm and doze off while leaning into his chest. Draxum comes over for lunch every Saturday and 18!Mikey excitedly calls him "Dad" while bouncing around him the first hour he's there. 18!Splinter kisses his sons goodnight if he sees them on his way to bed, including alternate universe counterpart sons. The Hamatos are huggers and every time 18!April or Sunita or Cassandra drop by, and on the rare occasion Sr. Hueso or Big Mama deliver something, they get a big hello hug. Cassandra greets Casey Jr. with hugs and dramatic cheek kisses and Casey Jr. has the biggest smile on his face the whole time. 18!Raph's just constantly beaming affection. 18!Leo will drape himself off everyone and everything. "I love you"s are said in almost every goodbye. No one is ashamed to admit they crawl into each others' beds at night after bad dreams or scary movies, often just telling a 2012 thats looking for them to jusy come to that room that morning because theyre comfy and dont want to move. 18!April regularly wears 18!Donnie's sweatshirts and trades off with him throughout the day (she likes baggy sweatshirts, Donnie likes warm sweatshirts), even after 12!Donnie and the teasing his brothers not-so-quietly do makes it a little uncomfortable, because this is something small that makes the other happy and a couple stares is hardly a price. 18!Mikey actively does gestures of affection (ex. making someone's favorite meal, making a painting, playing with April's hair, etc). 18!Donnie will walk away from a project if someone expressly states they wanna spend time with him (videogames are a whole different story). Sitting on top of each other because the booths at Run of the Mill cant hold 12+ people (Leo's sideways in Donnie's lap with his arms around his neck, Mikey is sitting on top of the booth with April sitting in front of him between his legs and his plate balanced on her head, Cassandra is propped up on Raph's shell and Casey Jr. is on his knee, Sunita has one leg on the seat and the other in April's lap) while 2012 try to pretend they arent uncomfortable with being squished together in a row. Todd shows up being Todd and 2018 actively and enthusiastically join in his sappy friendship things. The boys using their ten thousand dad nicknames for 18!Splinter. 18!Mikey running around to get goodnight hugs and kisses
I’ve been Thinkin bout these turtles way too much,

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...wait a minute...
wait just a damn fucking….
I know we all like to say ‘when Leo makes a joke it means he’s stressed’
But LISTENNnnnnn
He’s got it cranked up so much in the movie.
He immediately undermines Raph, runs off by himself AND tries to grab the thing even when Raph CLEARLY has it.
He’s nothing but jokes and sarcasm during the entire first act.
But this is wildly out of character for Leo. Especially the running off on his own part.
The kid does not like being separated from his team. The best examples of this are in Portal Jacked! and Man vs. Sewer.
AND in Man vs Sewer, Leo takes charge immediately!
(and of course all the little moments sprinkled throughout the show of Leo being a good Leader but I think Man vs Sewer is the best example of ‘Leo’s gonna end up the leader’)
SO WHY IS HE BEING SUCH A LITTLE SHIT IN THE MOVIE?!
BECAUSE HE’S IS TRYING TO GET RAPH TO TAKE BACK THE LEADER ROLE!
Almost every time he’s goofing off in the movie’s first act he seems to direct it to Raph the most. He is actively trying to rile Raph up, to the point Raph actually goes after him with his mystic powers.
Because he doesn’t see himself as the leader, he’s the ‘face man’
And he’s terrified he’s going to fail his family as the leader.
So he’s trying to show them that by being an absolute nightmare child and hoping Raph will get fed up and take the leader role back.
OH BUT DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW IT GETS WORSE!
If we look at the movie from this angle, it takes all that angst we love and cranks it the f up!
Keep reading
...wait a minute...
wait just a damn fucking….
I know we all like to say ‘when Leo makes a joke it means he’s stressed’
But LISTENNnnnnn
He’s got it cranked up so much in the movie.
He immediately undermines Raph, runs off by himself AND tries to grab the thing even when Raph CLEARLY has it.
He’s nothing but jokes and sarcasm during the entire first act.
But this is wildly out of character for Leo. Especially the running off on his own part.
The kid does not like being separated from his team. The best examples of this are in Portal Jacked! and Man vs. Sewer.
AND in Man vs Sewer, Leo takes charge immediately!
(and of course all the little moments sprinkled throughout the show of Leo being a good Leader but I think Man vs Sewer is the best example of ‘Leo’s gonna end up the leader’)
SO WHY IS HE BEING SUCH A LITTLE SHIT IN THE MOVIE?!
BECAUSE HE’S IS TRYING TO GET RAPH TO TAKE BACK THE LEADER ROLE!
Almost every time he’s goofing off in the movie’s first act he seems to direct it to Raph the most. He is actively trying to rile Raph up, to the point Raph actually goes after him with his mystic powers.
Because he doesn’t see himself as the leader, he’s the ‘face man’
And he’s terrified he’s going to fail his family as the leader.
So he’s trying to show them that by being an absolute nightmare child and hoping Raph will get fed up and take the leader role back.
OH BUT DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW IT GETS WORSE!
If we look at the movie from this angle, it takes all that angst we love and cranks it the f up!
Keep reading