ayyyyyy

Decided on 2 things:

The extended family is the March family. Lots of daughters explain the many different last names & they have to be Holland March's (oldest known generation) genetic family to explain why they all look alike

Jokes aside i decided to have a little fun and see if i could come up with more names for the characters i could remember off the top of my head. Ironically have only seen 1.5 of the movies here 🤣 and i know theres a ton more characters in PHM book so not every one is here

Eva whyyyyy

Like do actors even have insurance? Is that a part of each movie contract? I have no idea

Simon: never! He's got dental insurance and im staying on that as long as i can!

Child Star that was walking by: we dont even get dental!

......

Interviewer: when will we learn what your mystery husband looks like?

Simon: not today.

Interviewer: have you met Simon's husband?

Co-Star: i have. Let's just say I understand why drunk Simon snatched him up before anyone else *laughs*

......

Interviewer: so youve gotten to know your husband for almost two years now. Are you best friends yet?

Simon: oh I could never come between a man and his best friend

Interviewer: *laughs*

Simon: seriously. The first time I met his best friend he sat me down and informed me that the only vacation i would ever take alone with Ryland would be our honeymoon. I thought he was joking about using my money to travel. He was not joking.

Audience: *laughs*

Simon: every few weeks i wake up to texts from either him or his spouse filled with links for possible trips. I asked Ryland if we should go somewhere for our anniversary since i wouldnt be filming at that time and he got SO SAD when he figured out i meant a trip for just the two of us.

Interviewer: where did you guys go?

Simon: next month the four of us are going to Europe

Audience: *laughs*

......

Ryland: oh come on, you can do better than that!

Simon: are you seriously judging my sex scene?

Ryland: im your husband, im allowed to.

Simon: we've never had sex!

Ryland: this is just "blah"! She's carrying this performance. Im giving you two a C+

Simon: you're GRADING IT NOW?!

......

Simon: Ryland could never be a house-husband. He'd go insane.

Simon, remembering stopping by to see Ryland on a science bender, functioning on sleep from 2 days ago, writing equations on the wall when he got to edge of whiteboard: yeah, no. Best not to leave him alone for too long

Interviewer: so much for the sexy trophy husband theories

Like do actors even have insurance? Is that a part of each movie contract? I have no idea

He takes a break from acting for a while like in the OG. Here he does go to college a little late. He changes his legal last name to fly under the radar and grows out a beard before hand as a kind of disguise. Which works because when most people think of him they think of roles he played as a 11 year old

Then he comes back to acting for about 5ish years. He has two minorly successful movies out which he's happy with (hes got enough in royalties he's not acting to make bank) and he's signed on for a third when he loses his arm. In the OG he loses it on set but i think i'll have it as a vacation scuba diving incident or maybe he's on some other actor's yacht that manages to wreck. So he retreats from the public yet again

2-3 years later Jody reaches out to him. She's working on a movie that has a amputee character and she'd rather have a amputee actor than some big shot in a green sleeve with a perfect motor control scifi robo CGI prosthetic who has no problems whatsoever. Simon says he'll think about it and off handedly mentions to some buddies he's made in PT howd they feel if a amputee actually played a amputee and they were all for it

Simon says yes

The movie is a big hit. Simon gets nominated for Best Supporting Actor. He's getting calls for other movies now

Now the Accidentally Married AU comes in. Colt's bachelor party was scheduled at the end of all the press for the movie, so everyone in the cast would be able to come before jumping on their next film. This is where Simon meets Ryland and its pretty much the exact same. They get drunk married and forget all about it

Once they figure it out they have a talk and decide to stay married and give it a shot. They did get married for a reason, and in this version theres the added benefit of Simon being rich and marriage keeping the fake celebrity relationships to increase popularity away. Also i think they're both arospec

And because Simon is famous it gets leaked he got married in Vegas. All the public knows is that he got drunk married, to a man, during a bachelor party

Everyone expects a quick quiet divorce or annulment and when that doesnt happen theories FLY. "Simon is gay but not out of the closet", "Drunk Simon didnt sign a prenup", "Simon's husband must have some really good lawyers", etc

Which is how we get interviewers asking him why and him saying he wants his husband's insurance

EDIT: I FORGOT TO MENTION his next movie is one of those cringy (i think all romance movies are cringy tbh 🤷‍♀️) hallmark-like romance movies where he's the male lead. Like rugged sexy sad man who lives next store to where youre staying who thinks your boyfriend should treat you better movies. Ryland was the one to push him to do it when Simon was on the fence

My first big piece in a while! Not my best work but better than i expected :)

I can finally introduce my Kids AU! Set approximately 20 years after canon, the Hamato Clan has grown bigger with the next generation. The turtles and their friends have all grown up and have children of their own. One winter day they get visited by the teenage 2012!Turtles and Friends and 2012 suddenly realizes they do have a future despite being mutant turtles...

Meet the kids!

Zack, Zero, and Yelda

The turtle twins Zack and Zero are the oldest! They're in the back: Zero is the white mask and Zack is the black mask. Raph adopted them. They're mutated southern painted turtles. Yelda is the youngest! She's the lizard yokai up front with the yellow stripes. Yelda is Zack and Zero's step-sister, and the only true bio baby here.

Suki

It can be argued that Suki is actually the oldest, but the turtles didnt know about her until several months after Raph became a dad. Leo's long distance boyfriend from Earth-2 shows up with a magic clone baby of himself and Leo fell in love a second time. Yuichi thinks she's named after the moon (tsuki), Leo actually suggested the name because he's a ATLA fan (he tried to get her to fight with fans for so long). Her family spends most of the year traveling on Earth-2, but they spend the winters home in climate controlled New York. There is a samurai/ninja rivalry between her fathers. She's a ninja but Yuichi hasnt given up on it just being a phase

SHELLDON, Micky, and Rochelle

SHELLDON is still a AI, and spends his days traveling, but twins Micky (Michelle) and Rochelle are clone babies! Donnie was hurt Casey went to Draxum for her clone baby so Donnie had to make a superior clone baby and the twins were created. Donnie has made them their own battle shells and tech-bos for protection. Unlike Zero and Zack, these twins do not get along.

Billy

William Hamato-Morales. Billy is the one in the striped shirt! He was fostered and later adopted by Mikey and Miles! He's the second youngest but newest addition to the family. His family lives on topside.

J.J., C.C., and Shadow

J.J., full name Casey Jones II, is Casey's clone baby mentioned above. He's way in the back. Casey wanted a heir for her brownie empire when Raph got his kids so she asked Draxum to build her a baby. He's closest with Zero and Zack. J.J. stands for "Jones Junior". C.C., full name Casey-Marie O'Neil-Jones, is J.J.'s half sister. April lost a bet and had to name her firstborn after Casey. She's the one holding the "camera". C.C. was a result of April and Casey's relationship, of which they are no longer together. Thats where Shadow comes in! Casey married Gaby (Gabrielle) and Shadow became her step-daughter. She's the one with the horrendous bangs i need to fix so dont look too close at her lol. C.C. and Shadow are the same age and best friends

This is a cairn btw

Where is/How large is the burn? (are we talking fingertips to his shoulder? The outside of his arm or the inside? Etc)

How bad was the burn? (like was it 3rd degree? Did the fabric of his shirt melt into his skin?)

So the entire premise revolved around getting Jaime with all of his love interests. Eventually he'd be dating them all at the same time. Said love interests were: Paco, Brenda, Ty, and Bart

Basically Jaime has so much love for all these people, lets give him some love back. Unconventional polycule style if possible

We start off at his high school. He's grumpy about Blue Beetle stuff and Paco & Brenda are trying to help him feel better but its just kind of getting on his nerves. He cant really talk about that stuff in public and the couple is being extra touchy today which is making him jealous and sad. Bart recently had some power up where he can move so fast it looks like his body is one place (his own school) and it seems like he's invisible in a second place, which bored Bart has decided to be Jaime's high school because if time has to pass so darn slow for him at least he can check in on his friends in between moments. Bart realizes that actually Jaime might see this as a breach of privacy, and confesses to him in between classes. Jaime takes it really well, surprising Bart especially bc Jaime is in such a bad mood. Jaime even saves a seat next to him in his next class so they can sit together, however this means Jaime pushes Brenda & Paco away since theres no more seats near him. Brenda is upset and this makes her worry about Jaime more. During this class Bart notices the lovesick glances staring coming from Brenda & Paco and overhears them brainstorming things for the three of them to do together. Bart has only just started to question if he has feelings for Jaime, but after seeing this he resolves to push those three together for Jaime's happiness. He starts asking very pointed questions when walking home with Jaime which grumpy Jaime doesnt appreciate

And then, to ruin the beautiful setup, a week later Young Justice (mostly the cartoon version) have decided Jaime is a massive threat. Bart missed that alert since he turned off the sound and it obviously didnt go to Jaime. Jaime is showing Bart around the city when YJ show up and start open firing. Theres a massive chase. At least two stolen cars. Khaji Da/Scarab wasnt "online" for whatever reason so Jaime is doing all the BB stuff consciously with lots of focus. Bart is trying to get everyone to stand down while not leaving Jaime's side but no one is listening. Robin (Tim?) gives the go ahead to stop Jaime and Superboy (the cartoon one in the boring shirt) kills Jaime before the armor finishes manifesting

Thats right. We went from promising cute love story to Jaime is dead. And it didnt stop there