The Future Has Been Cancelled

Please take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

Men on their periods deserve special biting permissions in the workplace

there should be less queer discourse and more queer intercourse

less intercommunity discourse and more intercourse in dis community

jerking that thang with vile intent

what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess

hi, biologist here! blood is about gay sex

its been one of those weeks pass the sadomasochism

rb if your hole is a safe space for trans women

if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc

the progressive removal of usb ports, headphone jacks, etc. is desexualization. a computer is a woman and she wants you to penetrate her

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision

this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am