moonchild.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

shshsjsj boyfriend? no come on—boyfriend, that’s high school crap sammy, he’s not my boyfriend he’s my.. you know he’s my guy. my, you know, my man, my fella—why are we talking about this

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.