the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity

What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

Hey guys it turned out I shouldn’t have stopped taking vitamin d gummies. Get that checked if that’s you.

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

I find it so funny how Blackwall, when unguarded, is like, "fuck, balls, tits, whore." But 5 minutes from getting to know the lady Inquisitor, especially if she expresses interest in him, he's like, "My lady, I am but your humble servant, undeserving of your care or attention. Indeed, my sword-arm, nay, my whole being is at your disposal. I shall lay down my life at your word, or mere gesture, a look, even. I am but a stool ready to be stepped on."

just something sexy about a man in total despair

THEY’RE ALL SO PRETTY

Davrin "I'm a patient hunter, don't want to spook the quarry" and then as soon as his crush talks about actually liking him back, he just kisses them mid sentence