me to my therapist: am i ur favorite client be honest

If I have a dream about you I expect you to feel it. We just shared an adventure bro don't be so rude

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[is alive and has to do stuff because of it] hmmm don’t like that

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden

no more meeting people in real life no more dating apps it’s just I meet you in my dream and we sit in each other’s souls.

:) (threateningly)

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”