If Courtney and Andrew don’t have at least 59 of the 60 minutes of airtime tonight I’m suing

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

you’ve clearly never talked to someone who excavates bones for a living

Well since the quickest way to find out if something you pulled out of the ground is a fossile or a rock is to lick it, they may have been pleasantly surprised by the taste.

geology and its focuses involve a lot of licking

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

My life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think I’m cute 

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

This deserves to be 6 minutes long

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