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I was very angry at someone recently and instead of ripping their leg off and beating them with it I decided I will write a mean post about nakshatras.

​1. Ashwini:

You are a premature, useless piece of shit. You can’t finish a sentence, let alone a project. Your dad should have pulled out. You run through life like a headless chicken because if you stopped for one second, you’d realize you have the personality of a wet cardboard box. You’re a flake, a disappointment, and a waste of good oxygen.

​2. Bharani:

You crazy bitch. You treat relationships like a fucking hostage situation. Your mother drinks because of you. You suffocate people with your "love," which is actually just you being a possessive psycho who needs therapy. You’re the type to burn your ex’s house down and call it "passion." Get a grip.

​3. Krittika:

You miserable, critical asshole. You think you’re "sharp"? You’re just a prick. You cut people down because you hate yourself. Your friends have a group chat where they just roast your ugly personality. You’re always angry, always hungry, and always a dick. Go swallow a knife.

​4. Rohini:

You are such an attention whore it’s pathetic. You think the sun shines out of your ass? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. You’re a jealous, manipulative leech. Your partner is fucking someone else right now just to get a break from your constant whining. You’re the type to fake a pregnancy for likes on Instagram.

​5. Mrigashira:

You cheating scumbag. You wander around looking for "searching for truth"? Bullshit. You’re looking for the next thing to fuck because you’re empty inside. Your parents bet on which year you’d get divorced. You’re a spineless, fickle loser who can’t commit to a lunch order.

​6. Ardra:

You are pure, unadulterated cancer to everyone around you. You thrive on misery. You ruin every happy moment because you’re a miserable fuck. Your mom wishes she swallowed you. You create storms just to watch people drown. You’re the type to tell a kid their dog died just to see them cry.

​7. Punarvasu:

You are a failure. A straight-up, repeated failure. You fail, you go home to mommy, you fail again. Your dad turned your room into a man-cave the day you left, and he cried when you moved back in. You have no follow-through. You’re a mooching parasite.

​8. Pushya:

You boring, stiff-necked prick. You are the fun police. You judge everyone while sitting on your high horse with a stick up your ass. Your kids are going to put you in the shittiest nursing home they can find. You’re not "nurturing," you’re a suffocating control freak.

​9. Ashlesha:

You deceitful little shit. You are a snake. You lie, you manipulate, and you gaslight. If you were on fire, I wouldn’t piss on you to put it out. You paranoia makes you unbearable. You’re the type to record phone calls with your friends just to use it against them later. Fuck off.

​10. Magha:

Who the fuck do you think you are? You act like royalty, but you’re trash. Your ancestors are looking down and vomiting. You’re arrogant, loud, and stupid. You treat waiters like shit because it makes your tiny dick feel big. You are nothing.

​11. Purva Phalguni:

You lazy, gold-digging slut. You want the money, the fame, the sex, but you won’t lift a finger. Your partner is only with you because you’re easy. You’re a superficial, hedonistic waste of space. You’ll be ugly and alone the second your looks fade.

​12. Uttara Phalguni:

You controlling bastard. You make everyone miserable with your stress. Your spouse fantasizes about your funeral. You don’t help people; you own them. You’re a bitter, rigid martyr who sucks the joy out of life like a vacuum.

​13. Hasta:

You shady, thieving rat. You’re a nervous wreck who steals credit, money, and happiness. Your mom hides her jewelry when you visit. You pick at people until they bleed. You’re a scam artist with sweaty hands and a black heart.

​14. Chitra:

You fake, plastic bitch. You’re all makeup and no substance. Your dad regrets paying for your tuition. You care more about your outfit than human life. You’re an illusion. A shiny wrapper on a piece of dog shit.

​15. Swati:

You gutless coward. You have no spine. You flip-flop on everything because you’re terrified. Your friends use you as a doormat and laugh about it. You stand for nothing. You’re a pathetic, wind-blown leaf.

​16. Vishakha:

You jealous, obsessive psycho. You hate seeing people happy. You stalk your ex’s new partner on a fake account at 3 AM. You’re bitter. You turn everything into a war because you’re insecure about how mediocre you are.

​17. Anuradha:

You depressing fuck. Stop crying. You love being a victim. Your therapist hates you. You suck the energy out of the room. You’re the type to hug a trashcan because it’s the only thing that smells as bad as your attitude.

​18. Jyeshtha:

You insecure bully. You scream for respect because you know you’re a joke. Your younger siblings are smarter, hotter, and more successful than you. You’re paranoid and abusive. You treat people like dirt to feel tall.

​19. Mula:

You are a wrecking ball of stupidity. You ruin everything. Your family considers you a curse on the bloodline. You dig up the past just to hurt people. You’re tactless, rude, and a fucking disaster.

​20. Purva Ashadha:

You delusional dumbass. You’re driving off a cliff and smiling. Everyone lets you fail because you’re too arrogant to listen. You think you’re invincible, but you’re just an idiot. You’re impossible to deal with.

​21. Uttara Ashadha:

You cold-hearted bastard. You have no soul. You treat people like transactions. Your dog ran away on purpose. You’re a lonely, workaholic robot. You’re going to die alone on a pile of money that nobody wants.

​22. Abhijit:

You cheating little shit. You think the rules don’t apply to you? You were an accident. You quit everything the second it gets hard. You’re a sore loser and a fragile brat.

​23. Shravana:

You unoriginal sheep. You don’t have a brain. You’re the snitch nobody likes. You listen to gossip because your life is boring as hell. You’re a follower. A desperate, pathetic follower.

​24. Dhanishta:

Shut the fuck up. You loudmouth narcissist. Your parents bought you toys just to make you stop talking. You’re greedy and shallow. You think money makes you interesting? It makes you a loud ATM.

​25. Shatabhisha:

You creepy weirdo. You’re the neighbor everyone warns their kids about. You hide away because you’re socially retarded. You think you’re mysterious? You’re just a freak.

​26. Purva Bhadrapada:

You two-faced psychopath. Your mom sleeps with a knife under her pillow when you’re home. You’re cruel and twisted. You enjoy hurting people. You’re a monster.

​27. Uttara Bhadrapada:

You lazy piece of shit. You are a waste of carbon. You procrastinate your life away. You’re a burden. You’re the type to watch a drowning puppy and not get up because it’s "too far."

​28. Revati:

You delusional moron. You have no grip on reality. Your dad wishes he had a son. You let people walk all over you. You’re weak. You live in a fantasy because you’re too pathetic to handle the real world.

🔥 DHARMA — the virtuous

(1H ♈, 5H ♌, 9H ♐ - Fire signs according to Kaalpurush Kundli)

Venus nakshatras are at the heart of these houses — Bharani, Purva Phalguni, Purva Ashada

Here, Shukra urges the natives to find their true meaning in life by instilling creativity and devotion

💎 ARTHA — the prosperous

(2H ♉, 6H ♍, 10H ♑- Earth signs)

Moon nakshatras rule the heart of these houses — Rohini, Hasta, Shravana

Natives prefer to enjoy comforts in life, be it a hearty meal, stable cash flow or a place to call home

💨 KAMA — the ambitious

(3H ♊, 7H ♎, 11H ♒-Air signs)

Rahu nakshatras reside at the heart of the Kama bhavas —Ardra, Swati, Shatabhisha

Rahu fills the natives with an innate drive, which can at times inflate to greed as they traverse through to find their life's purpose

🌊 MOKSHA — the liberated

(4H ♋, 8H ♏, 12H ♓-Water signs)

Saturn is at the heart of moksha - Pushya, Anuradha, Uttarabhadrapada

Shani puts these natives through challenges so they come out to be wiser and enlightened at the end of the dark tunnel

"You jump. I jump. Remember?"

Titanic was a majestic vision. Oh, what a beut! The metal vessel,the puppets,the scenery,the backdrop,costumes and pure love,rage,confusion,pride,posessions yada yada the list goes on so the endless sea.

But the stars hold the real deal-the secret-the astrological stick which helped glue this wonderful piece together.

The actors Kate winslet(Rose) and Leonardo Di Caprio(Jack) are a powerful duo-their magnetic presence and the chemistry between grabs the audiences across the seven seas(they're still good buds)

And the reason for such a wonderful casting is both of them having their moons in the nakshatra of HASTA🍃🤲.

Hasta is ruled by the planet moon and natives born under this star are said to be skillful, magical and be as luminous as the moon. Emotionally sensitive and empathetic individuals with foresight.

There is a great paralell drawn to art,sketches,observation,skillset and use of palms in the film which is mindblowing because hasta nakshatra's symbol is that of a palm!Paintings,hands,wind and love is in the airrr🩷

And, to put this vision together we have our infamous director of the film-JAMES CAMERON who has his VENUS in nakshatra of Hasta.

Here,we have our creator!Venus rules over luxury,creativity and artistic expression. In astrology, Venus's placement in a birth chart reveals a person's approach to love, their aesthetic preferences and visions.There is a good sync between his ideologies and the crews mindset.

AND THERE LADS AND LASSES!

When we have such a compatible team working together, we create a masterpiece.✨

The whole film hold's the energies of THE MOON which helped us connect to it so easily.<333

Your guide,

Lulunatic🌙

plato’s allegory of the cave, visual

flammarion engraving, visual

psychologically, purva bhādrapadā wrestles with awe, fear, and disorientation. stepping out of the cave exposes them to the raw light of truth: they realize that life is a play, that appearances are provisional, and that social norms are constructs maintained by collective belief. this awareness can be both exhilarating and isolating; they see clearly, yet feel the alienation of perceiving what others cannot. their inner motto often becomes: should i remain in comfort among shadows, or face the disorienting light beyond, even at great cost? this tension defines their inner life: curiosity mixed with fear, vision intertwined with vulnerability.

socially, they are enigmatic, magnetic, and often misunderstood. they attract seekers, thinkers, and those drawn to depth, yet their insights can unsettle or challenge others, provoking resistance. they do not guide through authority or control, but through revelation: inspiring, awakening, and opening the eyes of others without imposing. they are the seekers, the explorers of consciousness, and the ones who catalyze awareness beyond the ordinary.

the symbolism of purva bhādrapadā, the dual stars, the fire, the transitional stage, mirrors their journey. they are the prisoner turning toward the light, the figure in the flammarion engraving peering beyond the sky, the mind reaching past boundaries that define illusion. their path is about recognizing the layers of life, understanding the play behind appearances, and daring to step into the vast unknown. they teach that the visible is only a shadow, and the true architecture of existence is revealed to those who move beyond fear.

after the illumination of purva bhādrapadā comes uttara bhādrapadā, symbolized by the back of the funeral cot. if purva bhādrapadā is the seeker confronting truth, uttara bhādrapadā is the one who faces the consequences of seeing it fully. in plato’s allegory, this is the figure who gets out to the cave and is killed by those who cling to illusion, the martyr who bears knowledge too potent for the comfort of the masses. uttara bhādrapadā embodies death, transformation, and letting go. the self, the structures, the roles, the attachments, all must be released. this nakshatra represents the ultimate confrontation with impermanence, the realization that truth often comes at the cost of ego, comfort, and stability. it is the stage of endings, of profound transition, and of the dissolution of false anchors.

cosmically, purva bhādrapadā and uttara bhādrapadā form a continuum: the first seeks the hidden, confronts illusion, and pierces the veil; the second embodies the completion, sacrifice, death.

beyond both lies revati, the final stage of the arc, representing transcendence, infinite flow, and cosmic liberation. if purva bhādrapadā is the prisoner turning toward the light, and uttara bhādrapadā is the martyr confronting mortality, dying, revati is the soul released into the infinite, moving beyond shadow and form entirely. this is the cosmic ocean of awareness, where the self merges with the eternal, and the dualities of seeker and known, life and death, anchor and flight dissolve into pure consciousness. it is liberation, the infinite beyond the cave, the horizon past the horizon, the space that the figure in the flammarion engraving longs to glimpse.

"Venus in navamsa is our inner most desire manifested in our first love or marriage". Piyush Dubey (I'm translating another important video on Jyotish teachings, please read through).

Venus in Aries: Assertive and entitled in love. Native will only want to marry the one they set their eyes on (don't wish to settle with anyone else) and will chase their desired person passionately. Once married, they want to carry the sole responsibility of the marriage which may cause friction if their spouse isn't lazy type. Female natives may get worried over the longevity of their marriage while a man may be overly possessive and behave insecure if his wife interacts with other men.

Venus in Taurus: Beauty matters. Financial security and family life stability is a top priority (as is the spouse's). Spouse will be emotional and caring, while Native will be immensely devoted. They will financially provide for their spouse at every beck and call. Overtime, native will intuitively pick up on what their spouse likes, their wants and needs.

Venus in Gemini: Healthy communication with the partner is a must! Natives tend to shy away from commitment but want to maintain friendly relations either way. In fact, friendliness is of major importance to them. They need to exert extra effort to propose their relationship into a marriage. Spouse is fun loving by nature and is talkative type, will be conversing with many people at once even (chances of that leading to multiplicity in affairs). Native can even get married for visa/green card.

Venus in Cancer: Native's peace of mind is dependant on the state of the relationship. Spouse may suffer from mood swings, their behaviour is unpredictable. High chances of cheating involved if there's too much emotional fluctuation. Native is extremely attached to partner until a breakup leads them to detach for good.

Venus in Leo: Self-respect matters the most, especially to spouse. Refrain from bruising each other's ego. Fame oriented and attention seeking. The spouse will tend to speak less, the quiet type. Native has to sacrifice a lot to make the marriage work, while partner is more lazy.

Venus in Virgo: both are conflict-prone and dwell in doubt. Native will be calculative and analytical regarding love/marriage. Initially they start out as innocent until after few years of stability they behave very fidgety, which eventually turns the partner irritated towards them. Spouse will be intelligent but may suffer from health concerns from time to time.

Venus in Libra: They have a long checklist, which is they remain indecisive in matrimony. The partner reflects the native's personality back to them. Doing a lot for the marriage but satisfaction is rarely reached. In this sign, the desire is to be the best lover so they do work on self improvement!

Venus in Scorpio: Native is highly devoted to spouse with whom they're intuitively connected to. Want to reach the depths of the relationship, desire a soulmate bond. Secrets are kept between both which can lead trouble later. Spouse keeps to themselves a lot. Marriage will take place unexpectedly and bring deep transformation.

Venus in Sagittarius: Native desires spouse to be responsible and fatherly in nature. They can't help but compare their spouse to their own father. Partner is an all-rounder and thinks highly of themselves so want to serve as a guide to the native. Emotions are not properly expressed in marriage so misunderstandings occur.

Venus in Capricorn: Will slave away for the spouse but won't receive any gratitude from them. Native is also emotionally cold so spouse perceives them to be nonchalant. Desire for a hardworking partner who's career oriented. Natives' inner most secret is that a loving relationship is their weakness but due to strict expectation of a long term commitment they lay off the prospect of marriage indefinitely. To avoid vulnerability and any risks, they delay their own marriage.

Venus in Aquarius: Secretive yet very sacrificing in marriage. Unrealistic approach to relationships with excessive desires...which leads to cheating. High chances of marrying a close friend or acquaintance. Spouse will be a humanitarian and who will want to help anyone in need.

Venus in Pisces: Selflessly devoted in relationship. They will feel incomplete without marriage or true love. It can turn problematic since the native can near worship the spouse even if the partner is not good for them. Detachment and spirituality is what saves their marriage/love life. Spouse will do heavy expenditure and desires comfortable lifestyle.

What gives humorous nature in vedic astrology?

😀 Mercury in virgo, gemini, 3rd, 5th, 6th or 11th house.

😃 Mercury conjunct moon.

😄 Retrograde mercury as well but it should be in strong position like 3rd or gemini or virgo or 11th etc.

😁 Moon in Gemini, Leo or Saggitarous, 3rd, 5th or 9th.

😆 Ascendent or 2nd lord connected with mercury.

🤣 Mercury or moon in Hasta, ardra, ashlesha, purva phalguni or swati Nakshatra.

😂 Types of humor and Nakshatra:

You can check this for your mercury like my mother has her mercury conjunct moon in 1st house (naturally humorous) in Magha Nakshatra (performative and expressive) and she would mimic people to make us laugh. Also moon is feelings so she naturally say things that are very funny especially when she wants to express her feelings.

Playful / childlike

Ashwini, Hasta, Mrigashira, Punarvasu

Flirty / Entertaining / Charming

Bharani, Rohini, Purva Phalguni, Purva Ashadha

Sarcastic / Clever / Sharp

Krittika, Ashlesha, Jyeshtha

Dark / Edgy / Blunt

Ardra, Mula, Purva Bhadrapada

Dry / Subtle / Mature

Pushya, Uttara Ashadha, Uttara Bhadrapada

Quirky / Weird / Eccentric

Swati, Shatabhisha

Relatable / Friendly / Social

Vishakha, Anuradha, Uttara Phalguni

Performative / Expressive

Magha, Chitra, Dhanishta

Whimsical / Creative / Storytelling

Shravana, Revati

🪈 Dhanistha ☍ Ashlesha 🐍Axis

😙 Snake charming...

🪈 Dhanistha ☍ Ashlesha 🐍Axis

😙 Snake charming...

There’s this plant called Hydrona Africana, it’s a parasitic plant native to southern Africa. Unlike most plants, Hydnora lacks chlorophyll and thus does not photosynthesize, so instead it survives by attaching to the roots of other plants. The majority of its structure exists hidden underground, with only its flower emerging above the surface. This flower, which bears a marked resemblance to the female genitalia, is notorious for releasing a pungent odor reminiscent of rotting flesh and corpses, which is a mechanism designed to attract pollinators. Once lured inside, these insects become temporarily trapped within the flower’s chamber, during which time they are dusted with pollen. Eventually, the flower loosens and releases them, allowing the insects to carry Hydnora’s pollen to another flower of the same species, completing the pollination process. It reminded me of the Vulva symbolism associated to the nakshatra Bharani, which is known as the star of restraint. Bharani’s deity, Yama, is the Hindu god of death, judgement, justice and dharma. He’s also the ruler of the underworld, which it’s known as Yamaloka or Naraka. This plant looking like a Vulva, that emits the smell of rotting flesh and dead people, practically this “living dead” plant just felt so Bharani coded and I had to just share it with you all XD

While the traditional Vedic classification of the qualities of the Nakshatras can be found in many common sources, few of them describe in detail, how that classification is applied in real life. I myself struggled and took my time pondering, analysing and discussing these qualities and their practical application, in order to be able to understand and then explain the reality of those particular Nakshatra traits.

For those who never heard of Nakshatra qualities, these are described as Chara, Sthira, Mrdu, Ugra, Tikshna, Kshipra and Mishra.

It is important to realise, that these descriptions show not just what activities will a given Nakshatra undertake, but how it operates, and if you look at your Moon Nakshatra, you will see that its quality will reflect your basic nature of being. However, that doesn't mean that all Nakshatras from the same group have the same jobs/interests/always do the same thing. It's more about how people "take up space" energetically, the style in which they bring about change.

Chara Nakshatra - "Moveable" - Shravana, Dhanishta, Shatabhisha, Punarvasu and Swati.

The word I would associate with those Nakshatras, more than simply moveable, is "dynamic". You can see it best perhaps in Dhanishta, that is notorious for its amazing natural sense of rhythm and association with dancing and being in the public eye. However, even Shatabhisha, that moves in the shadows, has a certain rhythm to it, coupled with restlessness. The energy here is breezy and flowing, and you can see it in those natives, even if they just sit and talk, that they are decidedly and constantly animated.

Sthira Nakshatra - "Fixed" - Rohini, Uttaraphalguni, Uttarashadha and Uttarabhadrapada.

The energy here is of a person in position of authority sitting on a throne and establishing something durable. I associate this Nakshatra group with authority, because there is something passively steady and indomitable about them. Their authority is a given, they are in their place and they don't feel the need to go out of their way to prove it, instead they build upon who they are. This is why this Nakshatra group in traditional Vedic sources is associated with making firm, long term decisions, as these people lay foundations for things that all the other Nakshatras build upon. Their position of authority comes from the fact, that decision making and authority often goes hand in hand. While the moveable Nakshatras make waves in motion, fixed Nakshatras can change the fate of the entire collective from their steady position with one decision.

Mrdu Nakshatra - "Tender" - Chitra, Anuradha, Mrigashira and Revati.

These Nakshatras relate to feelings and creations that are fleeting yet eternal at the same time. There is a certain contradiction here, as these natives may appear outwardly defensive, but that defensiveness is born out of necessity in a harsh world and hides deep sensitivity, and if you talk to them more, you will see their softer side, their attachment to beauty and harmony, and their fear of losing that serenity. Traditional Vedic sources point out their connection to subtlety of music, delicate, precious newly purchased things or clothing. More than the objects themselves, it's about the thrill of happiness such experiences give you. And even if they last not more than a moment, the reality of these Nakshatras is their sensitivity of creation and perception, their ability to see, that beauty and intricate delicacy can be found anywhere, and while you can never fundamentally shield it from all harm, it will always pop up in the world somewhere else, just like a flower, even if picked, will regrow next spring.

Ugra Nakshatra - "Violent" - Bharani, Magha, Purvaphalguni, Purvashadha, and Purvabhadrapada. 

The main theme of these Nakshatras is conquest, and while of course not all of these natives are interested in traditional warfare, these are the kind of people that occupy 100% of any space they are in and like to set the rules with their presence. Their naturally fierce presence can make them incredibly successful with the demands of the modern world, but even a housewife with Ugra Nakshatra is a force to be reckoned with. The conquest here can have multiple meanings, and gains a decidedly creative, romantic and sexual nature in Venusian Purva Phalguni and Purva Ashadha, to conquer one's object of desire. However, the energy here is really about internally conquering one's own weaknesses and wrestling with the animalistic, expansive desirous aspect of human nature.

Tikshna Nakshatra - "Sharp" - Moola, Jyeshta, Ardra and Ashlesha.

The real task of these Nakshatras is putting other people back in their place. While the fixed Nakshatras have a natural, calm authority coming from status, and violent Nakshatras can be intimidating, sharp Nakshatras automatically gain respect with their presence, because they are so ready to regulate people who are out of line. Their "sharpness" is required for that energy to be effective against others, especially since some Nakshatras like Ugra will not back down easily. However, unlike Ugra, these Nakshatras correct and regulate rather than express desire for outwards conquest, relying more on handling things, that are already out there, making these natives excellent in managerial positions. You can think of it in the context of Ardra being a passionate activist and critic of established social systems.

Kshipra Nakshatra - "Swift" -  Ashwini, Pushya and Hasta.

These Nakshatras operate in short but intense bursts of energy. Hasta is a good example, as it embodies the traditional business transaction - money and goods exchange hands, the deed is done, the seller moves on to the next one. Same with Pushya and spiritual teaching, delivering quick but valuable lessons and moving on to another student/activity/rest. The focus here is on efficiency and maximising good energy through limited and realistic potential.

Mishra Nakshatra - "Mixed" - Krittika and Vishakha.