can i borrow banana

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

why are people still reblogging this its summer

Apple, I don’t know how to tell you that other parts of the world are always cold.

i refuse to accept that there are experiences other than my own

please stop reblogging that video of an extremely sexy dilf stepping out of a freezer and then doing the absolute sickest dance moves while his dick is extremely visible. thank you. 

Creepy how if I died like tomorrow NONE of you would know, you’d jus think I became inactive. Damn yo, life is really somn else.

Same energy.

every male character’s design can be improved by giving them earrings and this is just a fact

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |   I love my friends a lot,  | |    I just suck at talking     | |     to them regularly        | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|                       (\__/) ||                       (•ㅅ•) ||                       / 　 づ 

every shade of pink is so phenomenal

carnation…….punch……..tango…….mimi…….blush…….aurora………apple blossom……cerise………bubblegum…………

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I would die for this cat

I would die for this cat