im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

only 992 years till they make their account and the cycle begins anew

Super jazz

IN ONE WEEK IT WILL BE DASHCON EVE!!!!

every now and then, there are orcs

if you see this post you are legally obligated to imagine an modern orc staring at their computer screen half scrolling tumblr and half watching hell's kitchen after drinking a bottle of wine

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head