Holland: I didn’t drink that much last night!
Jacob: You were flirting with Uncle Healy.
Holland: So what? He’s my partner!
Jacob: You asked if he was single.
Jacob: Then cried in the bathtub when he said he wasn’t.
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Holland: I didn’t drink that much last night!
Jacob: You were flirting with Uncle Healy.
Holland: So what? He’s my partner!
Jacob: You asked if he was single.
Jacob: Then cried in the bathtub when he said he wasn’t.

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Six: What have you been up to since I joined the CIA?
Driver: Fell in love, killed a lot of mobsters. You?
Six: Adopted a teenager.
Driver: Good for you.
Six: Have you heard from any of the family? Ryland?
Driver: Living on a boat in the middle of nowhere. Colt?
Six: Wrongfully arrested for murder, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Ken?
Driver: In a cult.
Six: That tracks.
re: last night’s Incident
if you ever see me post an AI generated image, please assume it is because I am fucking stupid and not because I support and use generative AI. the search results on many search engines and picture sharing websites are absolutely infested with AI and I do my very best to avoid AI generated images but there is always the possibility that I will not notice because, again, I am not terribly observant and I don’t have good eyesight. I know it is frustrating and I know it is my responsibility to look into the image source but things will slip through the cracks, please inform me instead of assuming I know
I can’t even begin to explain how special the Clade Brothers are to me
Leon: Arthur! Im back!
Leon, stomping on the floor: HUH I SURE DO HAVE SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS
Leon, knocking over a suit of armor: OOPS SILLY ME
Leon: BOY I DO HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING I WOULD HAVE TO LIE TO UTHER ABOUT
Leon:
Leon, just to be safe: *shrieks*
Arthur: For the love of- Gwen is not here!
Leon: Aaand?
Arthur: Merlin is also not here.

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Working on what should be the final edit for chapter 6 of For The Sake Of Lothian. Should be out within a fortnight. I'm going to start including a "chapter song" which has no real relevance to the plot, it will simply be the song I listened to most while working on it🤷
Wow I worked way faster than I thought I would. Instead of 2 weeks, it took 22 hours. Hope y'all enjoy chapter 6!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58993789/chapters/221303191
Working on what should be the final edit for chapter 6 of For The Sake Of Lothian. Should be out within a fortnight. I'm going to start including a "chapter song" which has no real relevance to the plot, it will simply be the song I listened to most while working on it🤷
In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"
We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines
We will be feeding our grandchildren strawberries and raspberries we grew in our gardens, dragging them along to the farmers' markets for tomatoes and eggs and goats milk and pickles and pecans and salsa and sunflower seed butter and jars of honey, as they complain and drag their feet because Gramma always stands around talking to people for like an HOUR
and we will say "When I was YOUR age, fruits and vegetables came from a supermarket and they were bred to get shipped 1000 miles in a truck and sit on shelves for weeks, and they tasted so sour and watery it was like eating paper compared to these ones. It wasn't even legal in some places to grow your own food"
and they will roll their eyes like yeah yeah just because everything was miserable in the 20s doesn't mean I have to have a smile on my face standing in the hot sun while you listen to that one guy talk about his bees FOREVER
But they will go, because there might be baby goats.
Since I made this post, dozens and dozens of people have left tags telling me that it was the first thing today that made them want to continue living, that it was the first thing that made them consider that they might be okay years in the future, that they might grow old, that it was the first and only post of its kind they'd ever seen—the first post that boldly predicts a future where we make it.
And many other people have been just spitting, foaming at the mouth fucking FURIOUS. How dare I have the audacity to imagine a future where things get better?
Don't I know how BAD things are? Am I not aware of the TERROR and DEVASTATION of climate change and fascism and biodiversity loss? How dare someone be so bold, so callous, as to imagine something other than misery and suicide. How dare someone suggest it will get better. How dare a person propose that there is a future where we will be okay, in the face of so much terror. Hasn't she seen the abyss opening its jaws before us?
Well? What do you think?
Do you think I've seen the abyss?
the idea that there is hope for the future is the only way we have this kind of future.
there were kids who stayed inside because of the black plague and went on to help cure it.
there were women who sat at home and cleaned the house and dreamt up a world where they could vote and have jobs.
there were kids in the mines who thought up a life outside of it. there were children who hid in annexes and wrote a diary where they prayed for a future without a terrible man in control
there were slaves who wanted freedom so badly and had hope that it would get better
there were gay people who hid in the corners of clubs and fought back for a future where they could walk down the street together
do you know what all of that has in common? they had hope that things would get better and they made that change. they looked at the world in its cruel ways and fought back.
so now, there are kids and teenagers and young adults and new adults who dream of a world so beautiful and the only amazon their grandchildren know is the rainforest
and it is in everything we do that we find this hope. wishing on dandelions, counting the stars, making our own clothes out of crochet or knit or sewing it, watching the sunset, going to the farmer’s market, feeding the birds, planting seeds.
step by step, we dream up, like our ancestors before us, a beautiful world
THE ONLY AMAZON OUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL KNOW IS THE RAINFOREST
You can have hope and fight. In fact, it’s the only way we will possibly succeed.
Leon: If the door was locked, how did you get it?
Merlin: I hit the lock with my shoe.
Leon: Strange, your shoe seems to have the same markings as a sorcerer’s fire enchantment.
Merlin: Weird.
Percival: As your best friend-
Gwaine: Merlin is my best friend
Percival: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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Gwaine: I only have two reasons for doing things. One, Spite. Two, The Aesthetic. That’s it.
Gwaine: Okay i lied. Three, attention.
Leon: We don’t have time for your shenanigans!
Percival: It was a single shenanigan.
Merlin: Being a hater is a heavy burden. I will gladly take on the responsibility since everyone else is too cowardly.
Arthur: “I don’t care,” I say, caringly, as I care deeply.
Leon, storming onto the training field: Now. I have had an extremely stressful day, and I am not proud of what I’m about to say, but: someone hand me a cigarette, NOW!
Elyan: But Leon, we don’t smoke.
Leon: Cut the crap Elyan! I know that one in five knights smoke! *points at Elyan* ONE *points at Gwaine* TWO *points at Lancelot* THREE *points at Percival* FOUR *points at Arthur* FIVE!
Leon: Now, I am going to close my eyes. When I open them, there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers!
Leon:
Lancelot: *puts a cigarette between his fingers*
Leon: Thank you.

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Percival: I told the knights that I couldn’t find my leftover steak, and Gwaine said “Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed” which is a suspiciously specific theory.