I can't believe this shit

Reopening art and writing commissions.

Still living with my parents. They've been threatening to kick me out with nothing to my name, I've been struggling to hold a job due to my disabilities. They have also been stealing the cash I do earn, making it hard to save up. Not to mention the rampant ableism and transphobia I experience on a daily.

I have a safer living situation set-up, but no way to afford the cross-country flight to go live with them. They're also experiencing financial shit and I've got no way to help them stay afloat.

I take payment through ko-fi and paypal. Anything is extremely appreciated. I write scripts, fanfics, comfort letters, and more. Selfships, self-inserts, OCs. Whump, smut, comfort, hurt, anything goes.

Examples of art under the cut.

Halloween themed f/o asks

Hope you enjoy! Please send a few when you reblog from someone, spread the love !

🎃 - Who's more into the season / excited for Halloween? Why?

🕸️ - Whose better at handling horror?

☠️ - How do you celebrate? Is it more traditional or customized?

🌕 - If you guys were to dress up, what would you go as? Would you match?

🐺 - If you or your f/o were to be a classic monster (ie. skeleton, werewolf, zombie, etc.), what would they be?

🎭 - Favorite piece of Halloween / horror media? (ie. song, movie, etc.)

🦇 - Favorite snack / candy?

🧟 - How would you and your f/o fare in a zombie apocalypse?

👻 - Imagine you and your f/o taking roles in your favorite horror movie, what are those roles? Does the story change at all? (ie. A Corpse Bride AU, who is who? What happens?)

🕯️ - Does your f/o believe in ghosts? Any other supernatural creatures?

🪳 - What is your s/i or f/o most afraid of?

🍬 - Who handles the cold better? Do you share jackets or clothes to keep warm?

👽 - If your f/o or s/i is already nonhuman, what would they look like as a human?

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Couldn't find a self-ship reblog game I liked so I came up with a bunch of random questions. Feel free to reblog if you want people to ask these questions about your self ships ^^ Have fun!

Send an f/o and a number (s) into my inbox.

What are your pet names/nicknames for each other?

What song(s) represent you and f/o?

Who cooks more for the other? You or f/o?

Who catches the bugs in the house and who is climbing the other like a tree to get away from said bug?

Who steals the other's clothes and wears them around the house/for bed?

Do you prefer to shower or bathe with f/o? 

Who fell first and who fell harder? Both? You or f/o?

What are the tropes/tags for you and f/o? (Think AO3 tags)

Who was the first to confess? You or f/o?

Who is the more affectionate one in the relationship? You or f/o?

Do you have any pets together?

Between you and f/o, who talks more and who listens intently? 

What is a gift your f/o has given you?

How does your f/o take care of you when you are sick?

Night out or night in with f/o?

What is your f/o’s preferred love language? (physical touch, quality time, acts of service etc)

Who represents the sun and who represents the moon in your relationship? Elaborate, if you like. 

It’s movie night! What are you and f/o watching?

Who is an early riser and who likes to sleep in? You or f/o?

Who gets colder easier and who warms the other up?

How does your f/o cheer you up when you’re feeling down?

What are your favourite hobbies to do together with f/o?

In a play fight, who is winning? You or f/o?

Pick a Pokémon to represent you and your f/o :3

Do you and f/o participate in Valentine’s Day?

What is your favourite physical feature of your f/o? What’s their favourite for you?

Is your f/o an introvert or extrovert? What about you?

Who is the mischief maker? Are you both? Neither? Is one trying to dissuade the other? Encouraging?

Who is more protective of the other? You or f/o? Equal?

Who gets jealous easier? You or f/o?

How does f/o kiss you? 

How does f/o hug you?

If you’re afab, how does f/o handle your period? What do they do for you?

Gush about your ship lore! Gush about f/o! Gush about s/i! It’s a free pass :)

Imagine your F/O slipping in the shower and trying to grab the curtain but it comes down with them and they just lie on the floor of the shower miserably.

made some templates inspired by the "i love my gf/bf" ones where you put a picture into the heart but i made them selfship specific ^w^ you can use and edit this template however you want including for shirts etc, but it's only for personal use. don't use this template for commercial purposes. if you use or save any then a reblog and/or like are very appreciated, but no credit is needed if you post it anywhere ^w^

version without the title under the cut in case you want to add your own. font used is cooper black

STUPID (SELF)SHIPPING USERBOXES !!!

have fun lol.... it'd be so cool if someone actually did this :-). darkship/proship make your own 🙂‍↕️