Are You There Glob ? It's Me vickythehuman :)

Hair becomes disgusting the moment it’s no longer attached to a living person

MY FRAGILE HEART

😩💜

If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa

When you’re tired at night, everything’s funny. When you’re tired in the morning, nothing’s funny.

reblogging for the last two

that is not a pizza.

when u wanna talk to someone but u don’t wanna be……..too much

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

What is it like to touch or be touched on a consistent basis by someone? Like to be able to put your arm around them, touch their face or have their hand or shoulder touch yours and so on.