Dum vixi tacui mortua dulce cano :3

doctors won’t tell you this but the human body wants to get sawed in half directly down the middle

you can't make me adopt any more fkn kids bro

"any more"...? what's the current tally?

1 currently (2 if you count carmilla) but jesus christ. at least 5 little babies have left this shithole nest.

you can't make me adopt any more fkn kids bro

"any more"...? what's the current tally?

What's the problem??

We Volgirre are, actually, a branch of cousins to the Toreador. It provides some artistic eye to the work we learnt from the Tzimisce.

Ohh, yeah yeah... Okay, then maybe you all can go in the last category if that's alright...

Acceptable for most of my siblings, though I would regard my tastes as far finer than ‘good’.

Ah! Well, since I was putting myself in that category... I didn't want to say something like "refined and elevated tastes" or anything like that... even if it's true. I'm just so humble you know

"cenobite"? uhh yeah.... that's a masquerade violation??? I sure hope not...

Marry me

Yeah okay...

"cenobite"? uhh yeah.... that's a masquerade violation??? I sure hope not...

I don't get it.

=[ then you're cursed I guess um sorry

We Volgirre are, actually, a branch of cousins to the Toreador. It provides some artistic eye to the work we learnt from the Tzimisce.

Ohh, yeah yeah... Okay, then maybe you all can go in the last category if that's alright...

Cenobites?????

It's like... piercings but all over? And all this leather and puzzles, and some mild flesh stuff, but from what I understand: mostly the uh piercing thing. It's from a videogame or a movie I think... It's like a freddy krueger creature

my bug-eyed chihuahua girlfriend would rip your golden retriever boyfriend limb from limb btw. i showed her his instagram and she started shaking and ate a cigarette off the ground

I’m craving a new project. A de-veining, perhaps? A board of some kind, bones compiled and crushed to ivory keys, skin doubled over and layered to create a luxuriously soft covering. The veins will be brought flush to the surface, and upon plucking one free from its’ rectangular binding one might hear the most wondrous noise… Oh, I am getting ahead of myself. I must prepare the materials first.

Not to sound too excited but... don't spare us from any details you want to share- yes?

hey babe whats that sound. yeah, that- that music. oh, its your villain theme? you didnt have a villain theme last time we met. it sounds really cool. aw, youre welcome. can you teach me how to get a villain theme? … unspeakable horrors? yeah, sounds like a date.