Memes Are Thicker Than Blood

THIS IS SO WRONG THAT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO IT

is this terry crews’s workout jam

This slaps honestly.

It’s so weird to me that there are people on this site who act like getting rejected is the worst thing ever and go out of their way to hurt the person that turned them down

I think the pic you used is begging to be put to rest. Its been put through so much.

don’t make me say it again

i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it

i see my cats little nose, i kiss it

make sure you’re taking care of yourself, first. you know when you’re in an airplane, they always play some video telling you that, in the event of a crash, always put your air mask on first before helping those around you. and i always think, what if there is a child? shouldn’t i help the child first? they need me to put their mask on for them, they can’t do it by themselves. but the thing is, you can only help someone else get their mask on if you’re conscious. if you don’t put your mask on first, you might pass out helping them get on theirs. then, they wont be able to help you. or worse, you could faint before they have it on right and now you’re both screwed. now, imagine this mask is mental health. you have to make sure you’re okay before helping everyone else around you.

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

Let’s bring that back. How do we do that?

by rounding up all the rapist and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

**stands on my roof at 1:29 am and sings halo by beyoncé wearing my moms blouse**