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6. BLUNT FORCE

Sure he'll lock me in his basement but then he'll start info dumping to me about 50 sci fi shows that I know nothing about and cannot follow then I mean

You just triggered my trap card -aka- I'm infodumping now lmao.

Oh, oh friend! What version of Blue are you reading? Because granted there is the belothed Blueberry that the fandom flanderized to hell. Little baby child, unsettling to say the least. /lh (If you like the blueberry I have no beef, everyone can like what they like, I just do not like him, ehehe)

But when I am talking about Swap Sans, I am talking about a whole adult UwU

A grown-ass-man who sometimes gets underestimated, because he's only got 1 HP, and he's so short and boyish, he's clearly innocent as a baby, he couldn't hurt a fly! But he is a Royal Guardsman dammit, and he earned that title! He is a skilled fighter, and maybe all the years of being underestimated has left a little chip on his shoulder. Maybe he often feels the need to show just how capable and powerful he is?

Maybe that's led to a guy who (while sweet and friendly on the outside) has a little bit of a dark streak if you push him just the wrong way. Maybe his cute new datemate who thinks they just bagged themselves a soft little sub in the bed has no idea how much Blue likes ropeplay. Oh not for him precious, no, the ropes are for you.

Maybe once you are tied up nice and tight, body soft and pliant under him, then you will realize just how Magnificent he really is. Come on cutie, why don't you say it for him, tell him who's in charge? Tell him who is making you moan and cry and wiggle so sweetly under him? Tell him who's in charge here? Thaaaaat's a good little pet.

And just because you've come a couple of times, don't get it twisted. Blue's got energy on top of energy to spare. He's not even close to done with you tonight. You're going to be a beautiful, exhausted mess before he's done. Hips UP precious, he's got more magic for you yet, gotta keep it all inside of you where it belongs.

And when he is finally done with you, and you can barely move now, he's going to be the perfect gentleman. He's going to run a nice hot bath for you, and carry you into the bathroom to place you gently into the tub and let you soak and regenerate. He'll be right back beloved, he's just going to go get some Sea Tea for you, and a snack. Gotta get your energy back if there's gonna be a repeat show tomorrow night.

but I'm hearing there's a NSFW-friendly ko-fi alternative built on atproto that's actively in the works, and being vetted by lawyers right now. as torrent-princess (OP) says, you should be able to swap out payment processors while keeping your account intact. this matters since even if stripe removes support, you'll still have a shop and all of your links intact. (ATproto is an infrastructure that bsky is built on, but is far bigger than bsky with far more opportunities.)

additionally, the Free Speech Coalition is working on a credit union specifically for adult work (including kink art) - here's the link so you can add your interest & support. Since this will be built by sex workers, there'll be far less risk of being debanked for spurious and puritanical reasons.

on a domain TLD level, there's an initiative here for a .furry domain built from the ground up by seasoned furries; it's unclear whether they'll support NSFW, but it's yet another promising turn of events for a group that's been similarly affected by censorship.

Sorry I'm currently stuck in the Gosling!Verse and shipping all the things, BloodyMary (honestly who came up with this brilliant name) included! Hope you like this spicy little comic :3