i just discovered that the person who thought was my friend told me that he loves simon from cry of fear and i will never be the first choice
i’m under your bed rn
YOU WILL NOT, MY HUSBAND HAS PRIORITY OVER EVERY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
Thou shan’t speak badly of by only true love
Wait where are you
AND WHAT ABOUT RYAN..? REMEMBER THE RULE NUMBER 10 WHITE BOY
Wait im getting lost in the plot whats rule number 10
rule number ten: if they stand behind you protect them, if they stand beside you respect them, if they stand against you show them no mercy
and if you stand behind me, i will fart
If they talk behind your back, fart
Hey what are you guys talkinBRO WHY DID YOU FART
Asserting dominance obviously
i can feel that












