absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

if you stay late enough at the museum they take you in the back and let you see the special really fucked up dinosaurs

they expect you to just live your normal life after this btw

Pride month ending on get a bag Tuesday let this be a lesson

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

bearer of the curse known as 'i find it boring when characters in historical fiction think, feel, behave and sound exactly like modern-day people'