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Discoholic 🪩
ellievsbear
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
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almost home
KIROKAZE
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
NASA
if i look back, i am lost
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola
pixel skylines
$LAYYYTER
@theartofmadeline
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@verytiredalix
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO
i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?
I TAKE IT BACK I GOT NICK CAGE
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good types of alone time:
“decadence”
rewatch pride & prejudice (2005 or 1995, your pick)
take a long shower & shave legs
stare at face in mirror for a long time, reflect on changes that have occured in past year
sara bareilles cd on repeat
“deep mystery”
lying on the floor listening to music you liked fifteen years ago
watch dust motes travel across the room in the late afternoon haze
what would be different about my life if i had been a cheerleader in high school?
what was the title of that book you read in the fourth grade? you only remember the main character’s name and nothing about the plot. you spend the next three hours googling and then you drop $60 for a first edition on ebay
cup of tea, then another
are you there god?
“efficiency”
take out five boxes of paperwork from the closet and spend the next three hours making small piles around your body on the floor
write first chapter of novel
cover wall in post it notes
lists lists lists
highlight everything
now’s a good time to start that bullet journal
must empty email inbox
plan out next five years of life down to the month, week, day
“shake it up”
blast nsync while scrubbing out microwave
rearrange living room four different ways
today’s a good day to repaint your bedroom
let’s research and plan a trip to san francisco
develop new fashion style, must throw away all items of clothes that don’t work with it
“rain day”
light candle, open windows, put on sweater
reread old favorite book
pet a cat
listen to jewel cd
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO
i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?
I TAKE IT BACK I GOT NICK CAGE
if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents
if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15
sis i’m right here….
if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
sorry i only have a dollar
hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225
^my friend Vriska
if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
You can buy anything you want with $22500
yeah and they want soda and apply juice
apply juice to what
directly to the forehead
Great post guys
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I want one or maybe two
is this a bi joke
Probably they wanted to run it bi you
I would definitely bi one of these
Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian
These puns are pretty ace.
I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.
I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.
I’m seeing how this pan-s out.
They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood.
This is pretty awesome to BI honest
This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer
THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE
I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE
SIZE
INCLUSIVE
JESUS
FUCK
WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO?
IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL
OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT
THERES A KEYSMASH TEE
THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP
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Pride should be all year round so we have extended the discount for the rest of the year!
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Wait.... you are gay? Why?
It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.
etha-
boop his nose or die by my sword
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ/ᴇᴅɪᴛ/ᴄᴏᴘʏ/ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇ, ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit
i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”
fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this
“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”
Do you say gay rights Seán?
Gay rights, trans rights, ALL THE RIGHTS!
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
One of my favorite posts on this site
My cat has never properly meowed in his life, but he makes those squeaks that I wanted to share with the world.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Little Vampire
absolute BABEY
Theory that may or may not make sense.
If Anti is the one doing the videos because Jack's dead. And other egos could be dead or trying to save Jack. Maybe all the glitches are from Anti not being aware in a sense that we can see them. Maybe most of them he's not trying to clue us in on anything. It's just that he glitches things like if he walked by a radio he might mess up the music playing from it. Or static a tv just by being near it. Maybe he doesn't know that we can see the glitches. Because his body just reacts to electrical equipment. Maybe he's losing control of his glitches. I dunno if any of this makes sense to anyone else. Or if I explained it well enough for anybody to understand but let me know what you guys think of this theory then!
