We be Cider Drinkers
Finding myself with a cupboard full of cider and a balcony full of sunshine it seemed like the perfect day to drink up and put The Wurzel’s on. Having recently come into possession of a large bottle of French cider it was time for a taste test, France vs Britain yet again. Let’s hope this time it doesn’t end in a 100 year war.
Now friends have claimed ‘If it’s not from Somerset it’s not cider’ with true south west ferocity. Normally I’m inclined to agree, casual cider racism being a large part of growing up south of Bristol. But then I realised I’ve never truly tested this theory, is Somerset truly best? Or are the French onto something?
So I compiled my (slightly biased) tasting board and set forth to experiment.
The Testers:
Alex:  A Devon disgrace. We asked him what he was hoping for in the chosen ciders and he replied ‘One that doesn't taste like apples’. He’s due for a lynching very shortly.
Kirsty: A Somerset born cider drinker, she drinks it all of the day…Ahem, sorry that’s The Wurzel’s creeping in but the point stands she loves her cider.
Rachael: Somerset raised and making up for lost time. Four years living in London for university cost me a lot of good cider.
 The Ciders:
Star Gazer by Lilley’s Cider, 4.5%, Somerset grown and brewed.
HK9, 8.49% ish, also by Lilley’s Cider but as part of a private run for web design company Stellasoft based in Frome.
La Bolée Bretonne, 2% from Perouge in the Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes region of France.
Testing points:
Taste: Kirsty prefers her cider medium to dry, I’m more on the sweet side, Alex hates fruit so was simply hoping for something drinkable.
Aroma: A good cider you should be able to smell a mile off.
Bottle: Does a pretty bottle make a good cider?
Look: Does the cider itself look nice? Would you drink it based on sight alone?
First up was the StarGazer which was bought whilst on offer due to being slightly past its best before dates.
Upon cracking open the bottle it proceeded to fizz rather profusely and give off a strong cider aroma. Initially it seemed quite dry but after the aroma wore off it began to taste more like an apple based prosecco than a cider. Alex enjoyed it declaring he could drink a whole glass, Kirsty and I unimpressed by the quickly dissipating smell and lack of true ciderness gifted him the rest of the bottle which he later drank.
Whilst its taste needed work the cider was lauded by the group for its lovely golden colour and cute name that matched well with its purple and pink label.
Scores on the doors:
‘Very Aromary’ - Alex
HK9:
Gifted to me by Stellasoft, this bottle was from a private run. There is however a similar commercially available version that’s based on HK9 called Gladiator, again by Lilley’s cider.
Dubbed Rocket fuel due to its high percentage we weren’t sure how this cider was going to turn out. The bottle gives off a small batch feel, we liked the label but once  I pointed out the cow motif looked like a space hopper with ears it was impossible to un-see it.
The cider itself was a pretty murky orange and very sweet. This was the closest we got to ‘proper scrumpy’ out of the three bottles. It had the scrumpy aesthetic but lacked the dry edge that defines traditional cider.
Scores on the doors:
‘It’s like an apple punched me in the face’ – Rachael
La Bolée Bretonne:
Picked up from the small mediaeval village of Perouge this was listed as a local speciality. Coming in an attractive champagne bottle it gave off an entertaining pop on opening but the label was felt to be a little too touristy.
Fizzy and sweet were the two overwhelming factors in this cider. Billed as a traditional cider on the bottle we could taste everything from toffee apple to pear drops in this. I like my cider on the sweeter side, but this was too sweet for me, though Alex quite enjoyed it. The end consensus was good in small doses, but too sweet for pints.
Drum roll please….The winner is the HK9 with the most consistent scores across the board. Alex was the only one to like every cider which is very surprising for an apple hater. Have we solved the France vs Somerset conundrum? Not yet…maybe we should try a few more bottles ;)
 Kirsty and Rachael’s top tips for cider drinking:
Be aware of alcohol percentages before you start drinking. Sweet ciders like the HK9 can be deceptively strong and far too easy to drink causing messy results.
Avoid cans. The cider reacts with the metal leaving behind an unpleasant metallic taste. Bags, bottles or draught all the way.
When drinking scrumpy move up the sweetness one level compared to your normal drinking habits. Very dry scrumpy should be left to the masochists.
 Clear cider should generally be chilled, traditional scrumpy room temperature.
Do shop local but try before you buy. Nobody wants cider that tastes like tractor oil.







