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the sugar bowl is full of that glitter that gets everywhere and thatâs why everyone is so determined to keep it where they know it wonât be opened because they do not trust the other members of the sugar bowl gen with it (and rightfully so). esme wants it so desperately because she thinks her wardrobe needs more glitter and that is precisely why she cannot have it
I am absolutely losing my shit at Jimmity Dinkins
something something something about klaus baudelaire saying âmother used to say home is where you hang your hatâ and lemony snicket always wearing a hat to cover his face in public

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ASOUE/ATWQ + The Area 51 Raid
(for the last one, the amazing @amr102-art made us Florence + Drumstick icons!)
The only thing that would make this post better is putting the Denouement Triplets into 3 different catsgories with zero specification as to who was who. (Other than that itâs 100% accurate)
dewey made a list of songs he wanted played at his fake funeral but then it got lost so frank just chose the music
after the fire frank and ernest went through the library and found the list and played all the songs at his real funeral
putting your hair in a bun with a pencil expectation:
- cute
- playful
- intriguing
reality:
- haggard
- looks like I havenât slept in days
- dishelved
Thereâs nothing wrong in imagining the asoue characters as they were in the movie
Thereâs nothing wrong in imagining the asoue characters as they were in the show
Thereâs nothing wrong in watching the movie before reading the books
Thereâs nothing wrong in watching the show before reading the books
(There is nothing wrong with being in the fandom and never reading the books)
Thereâs nothing wrong with prefering the movie or show version of one or more or all characters
You donât need to call movie or show versions of characters a different name if you donât want to
Thereâs nothing wrong with hating the illustrations (or movie or show versions of anyone or anything)
Itâs okay to have your primary/main version of the characters be the movie or show version or a foreign illustration version or a fanart version or anything you prefer
ATTENTION ASOUE FANDOM
If You Ship Any Of These Ships:
vi*laf
vismĂŠ
baudcest
quagcest
any other pedophilic or incestuous ship
I Fucking Hate You. I Will Not Take Your âConstructive Criticismâ On The Matter. You Are Scum And I Hope You Die.

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modern AU where Dewey created a groupchat and added all the people who knew he about him and constantly sent them random facts he read on wikipedia
This is just canon imo
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I know this is an asoue account but there is a lot of crossover between the two fandoms. My friends and I have made a warriors RP. Itâs going to be a very fun demonstration of characters and amazing people. If it at all interests you, feel free to apply! If not, please reblog to spread the word!
what if the baudelaire fortune actually IS small potatoes
Time for ~that~ Asoue discussion
So, one of the most widely debated theories is that Bea II is Olafâs daughter.
Thereâs a lot of arguments for this theory, such as âit would bring the series into a full circle.â or âit would make sense in the books if the Baudelaires were raising Olafâs daughter.â
(I donât remember every argument so donât attack me)
So basically, discuss this theory in the reblogs. Might do this with Violet Snicket depending on well this goes.
Idk if it makes sense in the timeline. If Iâm remembering correctly, the Baudelaires were born after the schism formed. And Iâm almost certain Kit and Olaf broke things off at the form of the schism. Correct me if Iâm wrong tho.
On top of that, the author of the books worked as a writer on the show, so the events in the Netflix series are in part canon. I believe the parts that donât directly conflict with the books in the show are cannon, and I donât think itâs ever openly stated in the books that Olaf is the father of Kitâs baby.
While I think the idea is interesting and I donât hate the theory, I just find it kinda uncomfortable for me personally to entertain the idea, because I see Kitlaf as pretty abusive.

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thinking about âthe baudelaires didnât know each other before olafâs houseâ au
like imagine violet, only child, suddenly having to deal with feeling responsible for the safety of these other two children because sheâs the oldest (even a couple years really matter when youâre kids; as far as violetâs concerned klaus is a baby and as far as klaus is concerned violetâs an adult) and struggling to be the leader sheâs never had to be before. meanwhile klaus and sunny are like âwow I love my cool new big sisterâ
that would mean they werenât aware of each othersâ skills beforehand too
like violetâs just totally shocked that anyone can read an entire fucking law book in one night and understand anything
and klaus is just absolutely amazed that violet just built a fucking grappling hook from scratch and then climbed a tower
and then when sunny starts to show interest in cooking theyâre both like âabsolutely superb you funky little chefâ
violet and klaus start out not wanting anything to do with each other but by the end of tbb theyâve bonded over the mutual desire to love and protect sunny
oh-baudelaires post about violet learning mechanics from kit has me thinking abt what it wouldâve been like had kit survived. she and violet wouldâve gotten along so well discussing all things engineering and if they made it back to the mainland, violet couldâve even helped work on the taxi. all the stories she could tell them about their parents younger years. imâŚ..emotional
kit teaching them to drive
That is absolutely what I want
becca no
A perfect extension to an AU of mine. Expect Dewey and Kit both live. I just want those kids to have real parents again