lets be creepy AND freaky ...... together!

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

I just sent this gif into 11 channels in my best friend’s discord server

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

The more violence your mutual wants to inflict on the character the more they love them

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”