Everything But The Truth

Sometimes I think about Abenthy wondering for years what happened to the little kid he used to tutor. And then some of the Stories start trickling in and he goes “oh shit, I screwed up.”

*gruncle Stan voice,* now this? This is beautiful

Thank you kindly!!! 

OMG!!! Elodin! This is perfect!

I imagine Elodin’s classes being a special kind of hell, and this screencap is one of my worst nightmares tbh.

I think we should all be glad that Kvothe has only 1% of the “I heard a rumor” power and not the full 100% that Allison possesses.

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is

an array of supremely unsexy happenings

a number of goings-on that just werent very cash money

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different