GlaDOS (Portal 2) Starters
"And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win."
"Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!"
"Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you."
"Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You’re going to die either way."
"He’ll probably kill us, because he’s incredibly powerful and I have no plan."
"I honestly, TRULY didn’t think you’d fall for that."
"I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe."
"I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend."
"I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me."
"I’m not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that’s with some generous rounding."
"Is it alright if I kill him?"
"I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."
"Oh, it’s you."
"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us."
"Otherwise, I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha."
"Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now."
"Say, you’re good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?"
"Sorry about the mess. I’ve really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that."
"That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid."
"Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea."
"You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in sixty years?"
"You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge."
"You know, I’m not stupid. I realize you don’t want to put me back in charge."
"You think I’ll betray you. And on any other day, you’d be right."
"You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."















