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The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

facts

Don’t trust night you either! Night you looks at 11:30 PM and tells you a 45,000 word fanfic is the only fic that will do.

#I only trust afternoon me#And even that’s a tossup (via @heymacareyna)

I don’t trust me 24/7

Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.

THIS

Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, still shame on you because one time is not enough for a pattern to be detected and losing all trust after one bad experience is not practical; Fool me three time and yeah, I probably should have seen that coming.

What if Ghosts try to kill you only because they want you as a friend? You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

At 21, I’ve reached an age where $100 is a lot to give up, but not a lot to receive.

This hurts