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lokelani had lots of repeat customers. people that came routinely for date nights, anniversaries, to leave flowers on gravestones, and lately a beautiful blonde. she'd lost count of the amount of times the blonde had come in but it was certainly enough to take notice. it didn't seem to matter what the flowers were, only that they were beautiful (almost as beautiful as the woman buying them).
seeing her walk in today, lokelani had an employee take over the boquets she was working on and put a bright smile on her face. "morning," lokelani greeted softly, "i've seen you in here a lot lately. are you new to the area or just a big fan of flowers?"
Was it sad to be single and buying yourself flowers just because you happened to doomscroll past a bookshelf that was kind of your current apartment aesthetic? Probably, yeah. Bobbi was just trying this âallow yourself nice thingsâ thing she had been put onto. Â
Getting forcefully sidelined at work definitely helped in that. Like a government funded vacation, minus the part where once again the dedicated âDefinitely not a carâ CIA lookout was still following.Â
âHm? Nahâwell yeah? Used to live in the building behind this place a couple years ago, then I moved. Then some sentinels decided my building would look better as a parking lot and well here I am again.â A believable tale as old as time.Â
âTrying to freshen up the view at home. Plus these flowers are pretty and colorful.âÂ
âIt... actually does, yeah.â He wasnât about to explain or even consider elaborating, because this wasnât about him. Well technically it was, but this was about Liv getting answers she deserved. Plus, that meant more energy to dedicate to story time.Â
Because this story was about to be long.Â
âIt ainât magic if thatâs what youâre asking...â Manny shrugged. âStory I grew up with is how some priests of Xolotl got the idea of stealing the power of transformation from Tezcatlipoca. They were successful, but cursed, as Tezcatlipoca gave them exactly what they wanted... unending transformation but thereâd never be enough for them to return to normal. Xolotl had apparently found this funny and so he stabilized the power tâ give them what they wanted. And âcause it was so funny that Tezcatlipoca was offended, it came with a deal: spread it to the ends of the Earth. If they refused, heâd just let them continue their unending transformation âtil their bodies were nothing more than vaguely sentient flesh that felt nothing but pain.â Â
He watched, letting the story settle while finishing off the last of his food. It was a lot, but it was pretty much all he knew. Anything else would have to go through Alex and boy that probably wasnât going to be a conversation anyone needed. â73. And canât speak for others but for mâself the moon just... really pisses it off for some reason.âÂ
âJesus âŚâ
Eyebrows furrow, and she canât help but set her fork aside in a vague attempt to settle herself while she listens. It felt ⌠wrong somehow, to act like the conversation was casual. Something you could discuss over eggs like it wasnât some kind of generally earth shattering information.
None of this was supposed to exist.
A few years ago this whole thing would have driven her generally insane. Ghosts, werewolves, magic, the whole ten yards. Sometimes the old her flickered back to life somewhere in the distant recess of her memory. The self that would have put her foot down and filed this all away as impossible. Sometimes it felt like it would have been easier, to just let the denial back in and let it take over. She knew better, in the end.
Well enough, anyway, to tell herself sheâd have to figure out how to google Tezcatlipoca later without having any idea how to spell that. At the very least sheâd have to grill Alex about it the next time they were over.
âYouâre not about to tell me half the town is werewolves right? Because I feel dense enough already having overlooked you, so âŚâ Her ego couldnât take a hit like that again, not right now.
â â and how is it supposed to spread if youâre not out doing any biting?â
She pauses.
"It's fine, by the way. It's not like some kind of deal breaker, I just wish I had six more cups of coffee." And maybe some kind of reference manual so everything would stop being such a god damned surprise.
âNo Jesus here, just some Aztec Gods playing fiddles with their followers.â He shrugged. âDunno how valid the story is, it was mostly passed down by word of mouth by the elders. One claimed she was old enough to remember getting to meet the priest that started our pack.â Which he always believed was just a bunch of bull, there was no way any of them were ever that old at any time.Â
It was a shame that he never got a chance to ask properly, with what was left being buried along in the sands of the deserts like she had asked. Just more history lost to time...Â
âEach priest was cursed with a portion of the cycle of life and death that Xolotl commands. Ours is life, so it hides in the blood âcause--yâknow. Humans drink the blood and become changed, mates are formed to quell the gnawing urge to violently fuck and pop out as many babies as they can... my family had rules in place to have it die with us for a reason.â Â
He almost wanted to make a joke about how beast needs, but judging by the look of her thatâd probably cause problems. So down the rest of the coffee went instead just so he could make another pot. Fresh coffee always helped.Â
âCanât speak on if thereâs any local packs, everyone tends tâ steer clear of the top dog.â He paused, considering for a moment.Â
â... Mineâs all gone.âÂ
He's got a throbbing headache and his jaw felt like it would hate him even more if he talked but he seemed to ignore it. He had questions that were trying to tumble out of his lips.      [ â ] Poorly. " IâŚdon't remember. " He murmured, flashes of his attacker interrupting his thoughts, but not enough to paint a clear picture. He must have lost a lot of blood or hit his head a little too hard. He fumbled to touch his chest, unconsciously raching for his cowl and finding neither.      [ â ] Shit. And he looked down, not sure what he was expecting.
" Is thisâŚyour shirt? " He asked, clutching his temple again at the throbbing pain. He should really stop talking. And moving. And even breathing maybe. He gave up on at least the first two and shook his head at Manny's last question. He just wanted to sleep some more.
âPartially figured youâd appreciate your privacy. Mostly figured youâd also appreciate not being covered in whatever the hell passes for vaguely sanitary in this building.â He pointed over to his dresser top where Manny had folded up everything into a shopping bag. âDidnât nose around, before you ask. Cleaned up and sewed up what I could, was more concerned about trying to find where you were bleeding from so itâs probably not my best handiwork.âÂ
A quiet frown, eyes watching each movement. He really should call an ambulance, but such a... high profile would definitely bring eyes where they didnât need to be. This was definitely what he got for sticking his nose in this townâs business.Â
Fuck me.Â
â... Rest. Fact you woke up in the first place tells me I did somethinâ right.â Considering the violent nature of the attack, he had to guess that someone was bound to come back and make sure the job was done. Itâd just make sense.Â
âDonât worry âbout trouble you might think youâre gonna cause. Iâm gonna make something tâ eat for when you feel like you can.âÂ
What Are You Afraid Of ?
Bold any fears which apply. Italize what makes them uncomfortable.
the dark â fire â open water â deep water â being alone â crowds â confined spaces â open spaces â war â failure â loss of control â powerlessness â prison â blood â drowning â suffocation â public speaking â forest â the supernatural â heights â loss â dying â death â love â intimacy â rejection â abandonment â the unknown â the future ânot being good enough â scary stories â speaking to new people â poverty â loud noises â lack of noise â being touched â forgetting â insects â dogs â snakes â illness â doctors â thunder storms â being watched â eyes â being vulnerable â needles or pointed objects â clowns â mirrors â isolation â shouting â change / fear of change
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âYou donât actually have any clingers, if that helps at allâŚ.â She trails into silence again, awkwardly clearing her throat in a vague attempt to make it seem like any bit of this conversation was normal. âAnd I mostly try to fly under the radar because of some past assassination attempts, so. Iâm not exactly noticeable, by design.â
Her face flushes, and she has to fight the odd urge to shrink into herself. Now was hardly the time to lean in to her obvious inexperience or obliviousness. With any luck they could flit right past that part of the conversation and never circle back to it again.
âItâs a curse? Canât curses be broken?â Her head tilts, eyebrows furrowing like she had any real way to catalogue any of this information. Like she could somehow manage to be scientific about it instead of just clueless.
â â sorry, how old are you?â Maybe that should have been question one, but it hadnât actually felt relevant until just this moment. Not until sheâd paused to consider the idea of running into someone every few decades. âIs the full moon thing true or is that just ⌠made upâŚâ
âIt... actually does, yeah.â He wasnât about to explain or even consider elaborating, because this wasnât about him. Well technically it was, but this was about Liv getting answers she deserved. Plus, that meant more energy to dedicate to story time.Â
Because this story was about to be long.Â
âIt ainât magic if thatâs what youâre asking...â Manny shrugged. âStory I grew up with is how some priests of Xolotl got the idea of stealing the power of transformation from Tezcatlipoca. They were successful, but cursed, as Tezcatlipoca gave them exactly what they wanted... unending transformation but thereâd never be enough for them to return to normal. Xolotl had apparently found this funny and so he stabilized the power tâ give them what they wanted. And âcause it was so funny that Tezcatlipoca was offended, it came with a deal: spread it to the ends of the Earth. If they refused, heâd just let them continue their unending transformation âtil their bodies were nothing more than vaguely sentient flesh that felt nothing but pain.â Â
He watched, letting the story settle while finishing off the last of his food. It was a lot, but it was pretty much all he knew. Anything else would have to go through Alex and boy that probably wasnât going to be a conversation anyone needed. â73. And canât speak for others but for mâself the moon just... really pisses it off for some reason.âÂ
âSure, yeah âŚâ
She blinks a few times in rapid succession. He wouldnât have been wrong to assume she was reviewing ⌠well, everything. The thousand and one minute signs, the inklings of something different roiling underneath his skin. It would have been funny if she hadnât been objectively pissed at herself for not putting two and two together at any point.
What a terrible god damn psychic she was, couldnât even hash out what was right in front of her.
âUh âŚâ She trails into silence, nodding absently. It wasnât like she didnât get it, she hadnât exactly ever figured out how to spit âI see dead peopleâ out in casual conversation, so it wasnât like she could hold it against him in turn. She does wish she had a shot of vodka, or a glass of wine, or literally anything to momentarily disrupt her sudden spiral. Breakfast will have to do.
âSorry, have you always â ? I mean, were you born like that, or âŚ?â Maybe thatâs too personal to start with right off the bat, but itâs the only question she can process at the moment, fingers reaching to fiddle with the offered fork just to keep her busy.
âI see ghosts. Among other things. Full disclosure, I mean, just so weâre all on the same page.â
âYep.â
Easy enough of a start at least, though her own admission had him raising a brow between scoops of egg. â... Huh. Surprised yâ havenât had a pup or three wanting to pass on some message âbout how Iâm a fucking failure then.â For him it was some light deprecation. For anyone else that was probably the most alarming thing he couldâve said. Â
Oh well, more food to stuff that can of worms.Â
âSeventy.... three, I wanna say and no, not by biting. Itâs by blood. The curse is justâweirdly virus-ish? I dunno, I ainât smart enough to understand most of how it works.â Manny chewed idly on another scoop and thought for a moment. It was a lot, and hell he was pretty impressed by the fact Liv hadnât just bolted out almost immediately.Â
He wouldnât have blamed her, this was kind of levels of overwhelming anyone would be correct to freak out more loudly about. Another scoop and a hum. âThere is a pack that got thâ biting half. Dunno if theyâre still around... only met âem a couple times every decade or so.âÂ
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âYeah well... ainât really something that comes up in conversation yâknow.â Â
It was supposed to be a joke but it looked more like Liv was still trying to piece together... well, he wouldnât be surprised if it was everything. Reconsidering every action, every encounter, every little thing that he had probably ever done.Â
He didnât really have anything to help, Manny definitely regretting not keeping a beer can or two around, so he instead had doubled up on the breakfast fixings. Not that that was any better, the eggs and sausage alone were stretching what was left in the fridge. âCanât exactly start with âOh by the way, Iâm probably the giant red thing yâ shot the other nightâ without getting locked up.âÂ
One last stir and Manny divided up the breakfast mash onto plates, grabbed a fork, and took one over. â... You got questions and I know you probably havenât eaten. Go ahead.âÂ
PROMPTS FROM THE CONJURING * Â assorted dialogue from the 2013 film, adjust as necessary
do you remember what you said to me on our wedding night?
can we do it again?
you said that god brought us together for a reason.
the devil exists. god exists. and for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow.
we've been called ghost hunters. paranormal researches. wackos.
when the music stops, you'll see him in the mirror standing behind you.
want to play a game of hide and clap?
there's a case in long island he'd like to discuss.
diabolical forces are formidable. these forces are eternal, and they exist today.
the fairy tale is true.
look, i gotta tell you, you have a lot of spirits in here, but this is the one that i'm most worried about because it is so hateful.
sometimes it's better to keep the genie in the bottle.
hear that?
i don't hear anything.
that explains a few things.
what's an inhuman spirit?
it's something demonic.
there's a lady in a dirty nightgown that i see in my dreams.
it scares us just thinking about it.
when you hear it, you're gonna think we're insane.
try us. please, from the start.
everything you see here is either haunted, cursed, or has been used in some kind of ritualistic practice. nothing's a toy.
don't touch it.
stop farting. it really stinks.
don't blame that on me. it's you.
i'd take a guy with a gun any day.
yeah, i don't know what her problem is.
we can't leave her out there.
we keep everything locked in here.
feel free to look around. just don't touch anything.
this clock stopped at 3:07 and so did the one in the hallway.
that's weird.
there's something horrible happening in my house.
god brought us together for a reason. this is it.
civi era soap probably

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If it wasnât Maze, he wouldnât be asking. Lucifer much prefers to handle these things himself, after all, but even the devil knows when to call in help and so far nothing he does has turned up anything useful. Â
They may not always get along but, Lucifer knows if anyone has any luck of finding her, it would be John Constantine. If he finds her and helps her get back safely, maybe heâll even forgive any past transgressions in their history. Mazikeen means the world to him, and heâll tear down both heaven and hell to get her back. Nothing will stand in his way.Â
âList? Oh, no, no. Iâm going with you.â If Constantine thinks heâs going to hand him a list and sit around to wait for John to come back? Heâs deeply mistaken. He will not sit idly by while someone so precious to him could be in an intense sort of danger.Â
His eyes narrow at the mention of someone else in charge. He had known someone would take over Hell, it can be left unchecked but.....that doesnât mean he likes the idea of someone being in charge of something that was once his. Who is in charge of Hell now? âI see. Well, whoever it, I suppose Iâll be meeting him soon.âÂ
âDid--did you not just friggen âear what I said?â No, he did. He definitely did, but this was Lucifer. And this was Luciferâs literal right hand that was missing. Of course the possibility of near extermination for deciding on a âretirement planâ wasnât about to stop him any more than any other normal selfish-riddled day... Â
âGettinâ me tadger twisted off all âcause no oneâs gonna listen to olâ Johnny... par for the fucking course.â A groan, suddenly the tabletop seemed like the most solid thing in the room and so John just sort of... thunked his forehead against it. Alright, this was now easily about to be number one on the list of things heâd be doing to piss that guy off.Â
 He waved a hand. âFine. Fuck it. Justâmake yourself a little less you while weâre down there. Can get out on me own just fine, donât fancy finding out whoâs wrath youâd be risking if youâre felt.â Thereâs a pause. â... Canât go down your way either. Heâll pick you out faster than you can spout the olâ litanies.â Luckily, John had his own ways.Â
âGot a door in me fridge. Don't ask.âÂ
âMacCready,â she echoes, committing it to memory. âSo youâre a freelancer, huh? Is guarding caravans your usual tune, or do you have a finger in more than one jello cake?â
On the road, one meets a number of precarious people, but Lucy canât say the armor sounds familiar. Sounds like sheâs been lucky, so far. And thatâs saying something.
An assaultron? Well, sugarfootâŚ
âCanât say Iâve seen any that fit the description, but you paint a vivid image. Weâll fair better watching each otherâs backs. Iâll bet we can reach Bunker Hill by sundown.â
âMercenary work pays better than youâd think, though this oneâs Kessler cashing in a favor I owe her.â The fact that no one else seemed willing to take on the job? Probably smarter than he was, but Mac didnât like the idea of new variables already choosing the shoot first option on one of the few places thatâd be open to business.Â
The answer hadnât been one he expected, but it was something worth filing away for now. âWell I took care of him all the same but weâll  have to keep an eye open. Where thereâs one raider thereâs bound to be moreâunless he was a scout.â Â
Which wasnât a good thought and was enough for MacCready to grab the binoculars on his waist. Look, keep walking, gather as much of a feel for whether or not they were marching through a trap. Simple enough.Â
âAssaultron got lost in the scuffle though. Donât fancy our opportunities getting hunted by it...âÂ
j.ohnstantine drinking at your local morally debatable bar cuz the alcohol is nice and cheap and also heâs still legally not allowed at oblivion due to The Incident.
cassidy loves an abandoned house, always filled with fun ghosts and mysteries to find. especially when the abandoned house was home to someone that had been hunting her. the only downside was showing up to find him dead before she could do it herself and the house surrounded by cops. with a sigh and a few ancient words, the blonde walks right through the front door and surveys the scene.
"not a killer," she says lightly. "and you? because you certainly don't belong with the cops out there." looking away from the body on the floor, cassidy turned to look directly at the man that had just walked in. he didn't much look like a hunter either, making her all the more curious.
"what has you sniffing around dead bodies?"
âNah but the bloke whoâs lookinâ like heâs gonna lose yesterdayâs dinner in the gutter likes tâ pay me a couple hundred quid when he finds something he doesnât know and donât wanna file in thâ case log.â The piles of books stacked in the hall that had his ears ringing just for existing near them was weird enough, and an understandable reason for why he got roped in already.Â
Didnât need to burn any part of the forty-five minute time limit to figure out why that was.Â
The copper and bile was thick enough that to anyone with a weaker constitution it mightâve knocked them cold. John was willing to take it as a sign that there was definitely more at hand than the victim waking up to their neck spontaneously clawed out. âYâ find a key for that?â Â
He pointed at a door. âGuessinâ basement, but the funny collection of bolts ân knacks in the bedroom didnât turn up a key.âÂ
its nearly 1am and i just think this idea's funny:
list of who has killed a man
jayce - ... let's not talk about it, okay?
soap - it's literally in the job description and he's very good at it.
laswell - it came with at least three different job descriptions that got her in her current position.
j.ohnstantine - directly? yes. indirectly? also yes.
gemma - like uncle yes on both accounts.
xanthe - does it count if they're already dead?
doctor - billions, next question.
rogue - depends if the contract wants them warm or cold.
nels - insert joke about a proactive necromancer here.
anders - thousands. let's also not talk about it.
v.erso - does it count if they were never real in the first place?
m.accready - number 1 rule of the wasteland: shoot it before it shoots you back.
tf - yes, more often than not in a Fantastically Explosive fashion.
bobbi - legally can't answer that question
manny - unfortunately yes. he's not proud of it.
alex - it's a day that ends in y which means if they don't mom wins.
kris - it comes with the species description.
sebastian - we don't talk about it.
jimmy - no what the fuck--
jack - self defense in a fucked up evac situation that he doesn't like talking about.
santos - no but perpetually one bad day from ending it.
shaw - yes + the dump sites are organized in a nice filing system. no you can't look at it.

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"Cute?" Robby questions with an arched eyebrow. He won't deny that maybe he is kind of desperate. It feels pointless when they both know the need that Robby feels right now borders on desperate. The way he wants so much more than what Jack is currently giving him, and his words spoken reek of desperation, too. Robby can't be bothered to care.Â
Something tells him Jack likes him desperate, anyway, and that's just fine with Robby.Â
Wide desire filled brown eyes that seem to be plead without Robby fully meaning to, flicker down to Jack's hand, watching as Jack trails his own hand down his neck and shoulder.  Â
Yeah, he wants Jack's hand, but he wants so much more than that, too. He wants Jack's lips on his own, he wants Jack inside of him. He wants everything and fuck, he feels greedy, but he doesn't care either. Not when it comes to Jack and having him.Â
Jack's hand lifting stops Robby from moving forward like he wants to. Instead of disobeying, Robby decides he's more of in a mood to obey him. Besides, he likes the way Jack looks at and watches him. Like he's the only man on this earth that fucking matters and how can he not chase that high?Â
He obeys almost instantly. The hoodie comes off first, tossed aside, followed by the t-shirt, jeans, and underwear that he all tosses somewhere to the side to expose himself completely to Jack. He's achingly hard, cock fully erect and leaking once he settles back down in his spot.Â
He makes sure to spread his legs to give Jack a better view before his hand wraps around his cock, slender fingers working up and down his own shaft, breath hitching in his throat while his eyes lock onto Jack's face. "Fuck."Â
âYeah. Cute.â Â
Not meant to be demeaning in any sense, more that it was... fascinating, no matter how many times that he was the one that got to see Robby like this. Still new, still something just for his eyes, Jack would be a downright fool to not treasure this sight like any other.Â
There was probably something clever to be said about age and beauty, but right now Jack didnât want to even try and think about it.Â
âYouâre doing so good, Robby...â A slow inhale, definitely trying to not sound as heated up as he was though it was hard not to. Jack needed to find some kind of focus but it was already pretty hard to try and keep cool. âGood... good... you can stop now. I donât want you to finish just yet.âÂ
He replaced his hand against bare skin, using his touch to draw Robby back up. Having to reach upwards for a kiss wasnât much of a problem, but it definitely made the scene he was trying to paint just a bit silly. Oh well, Jack got this far, he could make up the rest. âIâm gonna take you outta your own head if youâll let me... and when you finish, youâre not gonna know where you are.âÂ
One of his own hands took Robbyâs remaining to place on his own hip. A tease, a sign, just to let Robby uncloth his reward if he wanted. And fuck did Jack really want him to, even if he barely felt like a restrained animal wanting to shove his dick into just something.Â
âYou let me, I promise Iâll ram you into the mattress. Deal?âÂ
The familiar itch scratched in the back of his head. Daylen wanted to see some red. Spill blood, rip out guts. His twitching knife hand had been dry too long.
"I don't answer to that cunt. I don't answer to anyone!"
Daylen hadn't been associated with the Warden's in a long time. It felt too small, being in that fortress. Leading men against Darkspawn. It wasn't satisfying. And now? The world was imperiled again. He'd kept his nose out of that bullshit with the Inquisition, mostly. And now? Shit was falling apart around him.
"I've buried enough fuckers to fill that fucking necropolis your kind love so much. So don't fucking start with me." In response to the crackle of necromantic energy pulses of Force washed off him in waves.
âYouâre angry. Good. Maybe think about putting that to use to help these people rather than winge about it, because trust me beautiful, this all is very real.â Â
The storm wasnât aimed at him but rather up. Higher, cliffside, where they could see the ogre picking up yet another piece of ruin. Evka hadnât been kidding about the bigger ones trying to get creative on how to squish the survivors... never a good sign.Â
A big target for the dead storm, at least. Something for the anger to rip its way into. A snap of fingers, the sickly green already dissipating set to chase up the rockside to tear into the beast.Â
âThereâs four more of those things with a small shock troop chasing at their heels and a cabin stock with medical supplies. You want to abandon this? Fine.â They brushed away the lingering burn on their cloak. âWeâll tell them you perished. Itâs the most respect we can afford while trying to fix this.âÂ