Self-hating Narcissist

I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

Yup yup, it’s not normal to want to disappear, or to feel like you don’t shouldn’t be alive. Or like you’d like to opt out of life totally, even if you don’t necessarily want to “die” per se. If you’d really rather not live, that’s suicidality babe.

you know you’ve made progress when you go from ‘i want to sleep forever’ to ‘i want to be in a coma for a few months so that i can accumulate wealth and wake up better off’ 

pomegranates arent even a fruit theyre an experience

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

2019, pls hurt me less this time 

Horny on main will now be punishable by death

Don’t EVER touch what’s mine or I will tear your limbs apart one by one.

scrat from ice age when something else gets his nut

this was the single greatest moment in modern television