Dorsia Boyfriends Truther

I WISH. Giving you a little forehead kiss for this comment mwah

- Bryce calling McDermott “McDoofus”

- Bryce saying they can’t get into Dorsia because “Bateman won’t give the mâitre d head” (HELLO?? I feel like we don’t talk about this line enough???)

- [Bryce to Patrick at the club when he asks where McDermott is]: “Gorbachev is downstairs. McDermott went to sign a peace treaty between the United States and Russia. He's the one behind Glasnost.”

- McDermott to Patrick when he’s having his meltdown over Luis’ business card: “what’s the matter Bateman? No shiatsu this morning?”; “calm down little buddy”

- in the deleted scene where Bryce runs off at Tunnel and says “I’m leaving, I’m getting out” and Patrick says: “don’t tell me, merchant BANKING?“ whilst giggling like it’s the funniest thing ever

- also the entire deleted scene where they’re in the limo and McDermott is talking about getting a handjob from a college girl (“she kept her glove on the entire time!”) and the guys are just ribbing him and throwing cigars