Venusian Therapy; or, Arubation Achieved

Please give an ear to allow yourself to experience the sounds of today’s disket. It will aid your kreng emission and arubation.

The emission of kreng and conversion of Krung is important! Needn’t gather the salt to arbate. The power is within, and mankind’s future will come from kreng emission.

The time is ripe. Get your legs into position to sarcate.

EDIT: A previous version of this PLOWCOUCHER FORECAST listed “Himpie” as a valid method of spine-hole plugging. This was grossly un-kreng of us, and we apologize for any deaths this information caused. Kring...

You may go months without your phrenic sector scoling. This is normal. However, if you go more than seven Cycles without your vumb, contact the nearest Dilator. This may indicate your octet is ready to phenalize!

The zemb in your fernal oscillator is not to be feared. It may franticize your emissodolic charts, but this is natural.

Remember: don’t be afraid to be erement. It’s entirely swavish to rhombotonate two or even three of the Feldspar principles at once.

A talk on this subject by Sacrolic Disketor Gregor will be delivered on the Fifth of Three at Manufactory Three. Be!

Your trigon’s optacularity shows your status as an astrohomolic concratator. Your krung will be of the highest form, and will leave fine chermol in its chlossation.

Remember that to solipate your chermol you must first sacrate during the third Feldspar Principle. The measures of eremence are demarcated clearly and your rhombalin will thank you.

Be mindful of them. Your rhombalin, and its elongation, are crucial to sacral tonation.

Don’t forget about Vumbo! Measuring out your Vumbo and Krung will be essential to verifying your chronolithic sarcons.

Have your archons been chronoloified today? Remember that the archal process is crucial to glissando-preparatory sacranodoxy.

Remember to optimize your schemation by synchronizing your langular gland with the third perihelic rotation of the Glissandic Disc.