FRIGHTENED COYOTE [Medium: Failure] - is the edible already kicking in?? it's way too early, mom is still awake!! she's gonna see you and scream at you and your entire web of lies is going to fall apart!!
ANANSI THE SPIDER - Hey, rude.
THE ANTONYMPH - girl itz literally fine uve faked sobriety to her before. here lemme drive ill get us some water
- that sounds like a good idea
YOU - that sounds like a good idea
THE ANTONYMPH [Formidable: Failure] - shit itz not working
YOU - what do you mean it's not working?
THE ANTONYMPH - it means u're on ur own here bbg
cottonmouth isn't that bad
[Dolly Fallover: Challenging 12] ok i'll get the water myself
DOLLY FALLOVER [Challenging: Success] - You almost pass out after standing up, but shifting all of your weight onto the side table keeps you upright. Several loose bits and bobs are knocked onto the carpet. Keeping a hand on the wall, you are able to stumble through the dark and reach the bathroom.
- drink straight from the tap like a dog
YOU - drink straight from the tap like a dog
FRIGHTENED COYOTE - yayy the water tastes better this way. mmm tap water heheheh mlemmlemmlem
DOLLY FALLOVER - The crisp water soothes the dryness, if only momentarily. What your mouth couldn't catch runs down the side of your cheek and moistens your hair. You lap at the stream until the cold makes your gums ache.
THE ANTONYMPH - told u itd help
DOLLY FALLOVER [Medium: Success] - The path to your room is easier on the return trip. You make it back with minimal challenge, remembering to step over the fallen knick-knacks before lying back down in bed.
SECOND CIRCLE - this + a hug from mom 🔛🔝
ROT WITHIN - Your legs stick out over the end of the twin-sized mattress. They have since you hit puberty. These changes are irreversible; I have already taken root, and no amount of grey-market hormones will assuage me.
ANANSI THE SPIDER - Can you shut up?
THE ANTONYMPH - yea girl please shut the fuck up. cringe culture iz dumb and dead but ur being hella cringe rn
FRIGHTENED COYOTE - but what if it's right?? it's not like we'll ever be short enough to pass!!
REGRESSIVE FANTASY - i wanna be ✌️ this many feet shorter
19 INCHES OF NIHILISM - Have you considered killing yourself about this?
YOU - i mean. yeah. of course i have
ANANSI THE SPIDER - HEY! You aren't allowed to kill yourself. You have so much to live for!
ANANSI THE SPIDER - You've gotta ice out at least one cracker before/while you go out.
THE ANTONYMPH - no!!!!!!!!1
ANANSI THE SPIDER - Oh, and waste this gift of life we've been given?
ROT WITHIN - Visions of your own rotting corpse flash through your mind; the beauty of decomposition is the only kind that will ever truly be yours.
SECOND CIRCLE - mphfhff hot...
FRIGHTENED COYOTE - fuck im gonna throw up,
DOLLY FALLOVER [Heroic: Failure]: You can't hold it back. Bile fills your mouth, burning as it comes up, and again as you swallow it back down. It tastes like callaloo.
ANANSI THE SPIDER - You'd better be grateful you get to taste that callaloo a second time.
19 INCHES OF NIHILISM - So… is that a “yes” I'm hearing?
ANANSI THE SPIDER - It's a “later”.
THE ANTONYMPH [Challenging: Success] - its a no!!! ok this high fuckin suckz letz put on some music
YOU - i don't know if i'm up for monarch of monsters again
THE ANTONYMPH - come onnnn we love monarch
YOU - we've listened to the whole album, like, 4 times this week already
THE ANTONYMPH - oh whatev if u aren't feeling it u'll be asleep in 5 mins anyway
REGRESSIVE FANTASY - 🖐️ this many?
THE ANTONYMPH - yea see she getz it
