I like to think that Lute was an EXTREMELY hardcore (and simultaneously) nervous person before she met & warmed up to Adam :’)

(bonus slides below)

I drew this idea after a chat with @alfr3d​  (THANKS HUN!)

Hero Hank, and Evil Scientist Dean! They are arches, but Dean doesn’t know it’s Hank. Hank became a hero to save Dean from himself!

"...Close enough." Even though he was actually holding up all five. Malcolm? Dad??? (should he call him dad? that felt more than a little wrong...) The Monarch. was actually taking it a lot better than Dean had expected, and that just goes to show where his expectations are with delivering news like this; it was a lot to digest, and he knew that. He takes a breath, shuffling on his feet before rubbing the back of his neck as he produced a yellow folder with the DNA test results inside of them, carefully offering it over.

The Monarch sat up carefully, wincing the tiniest bit as he put weight on the still healing wound in his abdomen.

This was a nightmare. This had to absolutely be a nightmare.

He braced himself on the table as he stood, perhaps being more aggressive than he intended in snatching the paper

It was clear what he was looking at. Dean wasn’t close enough genetically to Rusty Venture for him to have been the boys biological father.

There was the tiniest differential when it came to paternity, enough to show that a Rusty did father the twins, but not THE Rusty.

Fucking spliced with a blink and you’d miss it amount of baboon.

“So what? Your dad did the same sort of science experiment as his father?”

Malcolm was moving to sit down. He knew that Dean wouldn’t have taken the PATH train to see him just for that.

He needed water. Water and a Xanax.

He flinches instinctively as the Monarch snatches the folder out of his hands, straightening himself back out after a moment and shoving his hands into his hoodie pocket, watching as he read through the same files Dean had already poured over repeatedly just on the ride over here looking for some mistake, something he’d missed, something that would tell him anything else than what was obvious just by looking at the charts on the page. Why did everything always have to be so messy? He knew that's just how it was in the superscience racket, but this didn’t even have the veneer of fun. It was only mess.

@venturebro asked:

okay, first of all, what’s with the outfit? (for rusty!)

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞