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forbidden blue raspberry candy

my truth for tonight is that those redesigns where the artist adds fluff and pride pins and pronouns and blush to the original character are fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

i purposely didnt give my girlhyde a first name so she's permanently (technically) E. hyde. and thats very important bc it sounds like shes A Bacteria